Can’t seem to shake the thought
That there’s something expensive I bought
Could not say “no”
So i’m thinking i’ll show
How badly I was really caught.
As I sat and watched the sea
As I sat and watched the sea
I was joined by a bumble bee
As I sat and watched the sea
I was joined by a bumble bee
We had a short chat
About this and that
Then the little bugger stung my knee. (Oops! Slapped legs EZ) 
Another lovely blue sky today
Another lovely blue sky today
Let’s hope it will stay that way
Another lovely blue sky today
Lets hope it will stay that way
Lots to do, outside and in
Another lovely blue sky today
Lets hope it will stay that way
Lots to do, outside and in
If only I could begin
But a glass if wine got in the way!
I am having a steak for my dinner
I am having a steak for my dinner
Seems that you’re on to a winner
I am having a steak for my dinner
Seems that you’re on to a winner
I enjoy a steak with a glass of red
I am having a steak for my dinner
Seems that you’re on to a winner
I enjoy a steak with a glass of red
Followed by a pudding made of bread
I am having a steak for my dinner
Seems that you’re on to a winner
I enjoy a steak with a glass of red
Followed by a pudding made of bread
By which time I won’t be any thinner!
On a diet I really should go
On a diet I really should go
I look in the mirror and know
On a diet I really should go
I look in the mirror and know
My belts a bit tight
On a diet I really should go
I look in the mirror and know
My belts a bit tight
From the back I’m a sight
On a diet I really should go
I look in the mirror and know
My belts a bit tight
From the back I’m a sight
And it fills me full of woe.
Bert looked at the lady and knew
Bert looked at the lady and knew
If he kissed her he’d be in the poo
Bert looked at the lady and knew
If he kissed her he’d be in the poo
His missus would play hell
Bert looked at the lady and knew
If he kissed her he’d be in the poo
His missus would play hell
She’d clout him and yell
Bert looked at the lady and knew
If he kissed her he’d be in the poo
His missus would play hell
She’d clout him and yell
Own up guys, what would you do?