Oh to be a fly on the wall
And to listen to everyone’s drawl
Oh to be a fly on the wall
And listen to everyone’s drawl
That could be a bore
Oh to be a fly on the wall
And listen to everyone’s drawl
That could be a bore
If reception is poor
Oh to be a fly on the wall
And listen to everyone’s drawl
That could be a bore
If reception is poor
As then they would have to bawl.
A bus timetable’s what I need
A bus timetable’s what I need
With print large enough to read
A bus timetable’s what I need
With print large enough to read
And is bang up to-date
A bus timetable’s what I need
With print large enough to read
And is bang up to-date
So there’s no need to wait
A bus timetable’s what I need
With print large enough to read
And is bang up to-date
So there’s no need to wait
And I can go to the shops with speed.
As Bertha sat down to rest
As Bertha sat down to rest
A boob popped out of her dress
As Bertha sat down to rest
A boob popped out of her dress
Fred spat out his tea
As Bertha sat down to rest
A boob popped out of her dress
Fred spat out his tea
As her boob hit her knee
As Bertha sat down to rest
A boob popped out of her dress
Fred spat out his tea
As her boob hit her knee
A good bra would have avoided this stress!
Are Yorkshire men always so tight?
Are Yorkshire men always so tight?
And some are not very bright
Are Yorkshire men always so tight?
And some are not very bright
We are generous and clever
And be the LTP forever 
Are Yorkshire men always so tight?
And some are not very bright
We are generous and clever
And always endeavour
Are Yorkshire men always so tight?
And some are not very bright
We are generous and clever
And always endeavour
To get the job done first and right.
Is our hot weather cooling right down?
Is our hot weather cooling right down?
Asked EZ with a big frown
Is our hot weather cooling right down?
Asked EZ with a big frown
I must cover my big hairy chest
Is our hot weather cooling right down?
Asked EZ with a big frown
I must cover my big hairy chest
And buy myself a thermal vest