A limerick? I rather think not
It certainly did not hit the spot
A limerick? I rather think not
It certainly did not hit the spot
But it’s better than nowt
A limerick? I rather think not
It certainly did not hit the spot
But it’s better than nowt
Of that I’m in doubt
A limerick? I rather think not
It certainly did not hit the spot
But it’s better than nowt
Of that I’m in doubt
To be honest it’s all that we’ve got.
A gent once came here from Milan
A gent once came here from Milan
In the hope of securing a tan
A gent once came here from Milan
In the hope of securing a tan
But instead he was chilled
A gent once came here from Milan
In the hope of securing a tan
But instead he was chilled
His desire unfulfilled
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A gent once came here from Milan
In the hope of securing a tan
But instead he was chilled
His desire unfulfilled
As his colour had come from a can
There was a young lad from Bejing
There was a young lad from Bejing
Who loved nothing more than a fling
There was a young lad from Bejing
Who loved nothing more than a fling
His wild oats he did sow
There was a young lad from Bejing
Who loved nothing more than a fling
His wild oats he did sow
With a young lass from Bow
There was a young lad from Bejing
Who loved nothing more than a fling
His wild oats he did sow
With a young lass from Bow
So now he resides in Sing Sing.
There was a young lad from Bejing
Who loved nothing more than a fling
His wild oats he did sow
With a young lass from Bow
Till he found himself with an offspring.
Oh to be a fly on the wall
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Sorry Tango, Twink already beat you to it. 
She hasn’t started the next one though, so may we still use your starter please?
Oh to be a fly on the wall
And listen to everyone’s drawl
I don’t mind, Let Tango do the next one!
Sorry, didnt notice. Yes please - go ahead.