When out my front door I just looked
I saw my neighbour being booked
Was it the husband or wife?
The hubby, looked full of strife
When out my front door I just looked
I saw my neighbour being booked
Was it the husband or wife?
The hubby, looked full of strife
I shouldn’t nose, but I was hooked.
Mabel’s bum got sunburnt today
Mabel’s bum got sunburnt today
Vince should have creamed it, ok?
Mabel’s bum got sunburnt today
Vince should have creamed it, ok?
But he’d bought the wrong stuff
Mabel’s bum got sunburnt today
Vince should have creamed it, ok?
But he’d bought the wrong stuff
Off she went in a huff
Mabel’s bum got sunburnt today
Vince should have creamed it, ok?
But he’d bought the wrong stuff
Off she went in a huff
Her poor red bum was enough!
When Sid met Gracie for tea
When Sid Met Gracie for tea
He had to stop off for a wee
When Sid Met Gracie for tea
He had to stop off for a wee
She made good her escape
When Sid Met Gracie for tea
He had to stop off for a wee
She made good her escape
But slipped on a grape
When Sid Met Gracie for tea
He had to stop off for a wee
She made good her escape
But slipped on a grape
But for a scraped knee she was free
While trimming the leaves off his vine
While trimming the leaves off his vine
His foot got caught in some twine
While trimming the leaves off his vine
His foot got caught in some twine
He fell on his face
While trimming the leaves off his vine
His foot got caught in some twine
He fell on his face
Cut the twine to escape
While trimming the leaves off his vine
Hi foot got caught in some twine
He fell on his face
Cut the twine to escape
Now his face is as ugly as mine.
A trip to the Doc followed that
A trip to the Doc followed that
Where he met Flo in a funny big hat
A trip to the Doc followed that
Where he met Flo in a funny big hat
He said " What on earth’s that?"
A trip to the Doc followed that
Where he met Flo in a funny big hat
He said " What on earth’s that?"
It looks like a dead cat
A trip to the Doc followed that
Where he met Flo in a funny big hat
He said “What on earth’s that?”
It looks like dead cat
In fact it was a piece of door mat.
A limerick? I rather think not