Limerick (Part 4)

The day when I lose interest
I will still try my very best
To make someone laugh

The day when I lose interest
I will still try my very best
To make someone laugh
With a joke or a gaff

The day when I lose interest
I will still try my very best
To make someone laugh
With a joke or a gaff
Never wishing to be a pest

It’s been very hot today

It’s been very hot today
I wore a sundress and suncream all day

It’s been very hot today
I wore a sundress and suncream all day
But in the end I gave in

It’s been very hot today
I wore a sundress and suncream all day
But in the end I gave in
And hid behind a bin

It’s been very hot today
I wore a sundress and suncream all day
But in the end I gave in
And hid behind a bin
And here’s me came all that way.

Quite a warm evening tonight

Quite a warm evening tonight
The setting sun will be a respite

pronounced the American way;-)

Quite a warm evening tonight
The setting sun will be a respite
Even hotter today

Quite a warm evening tonight
The setting sun will be a respite
Even hotter today
Ice creams on the way

Quite a warm evening tonight
The setting sun will be a respite
Even hotter today
Ice creams on the way
A dip in the pool? I just might.

I had a cold shower just now

I had a cold shower just now
Me have one? No way, no how

I had a cold shower just now
Me have one? No way, no how
Do you like warm bubbles?

I had a cold shower just now
Me have one? No way, no how
Do you like warm bubbles?
It eases my troubles

I had a cold shower just now
Me have one? No way, no how
Do you like warm bubbles?
It eases my troubles
Bursting those bubbles…kapow!

When out my front door I just looked

When out my front door I just looked
I saw my neighbour being booked.

When out my front door I just looked
I saw my neighbour being booked
Was it the husband or wife?