Limerick (Part 4)

After Hallowe’en next follows Guy Fawkes
Watching the fireworks like hawks
Roman candles, sparklers and rockets
Don’t keep any in your pockets

After Hallowe’en next follows Guy Fawkes
Watching the fireworks like hawks
Roman candles, sparklers and rockets
Don’t keep any in your pockets
In your ears put a couple of corks

Seems the year is just slipping away

Seems the year is just slipping away
2020 on New Year’s Day

Seems the year is just slipping away
2020 on New Year’s Day
Best to focus on here and now

Seems the year is just slipping away
2020 on New Year’s Day
Best to focus on here and now
Or it’ll start a big row

Seems the year is just slipping away
2020 on New Years Day
Best to focus on here and now
Or it’ll start a big row
Maybe listen to what I say.

I saw a lady with her dog on a lead

I saw a lady with her dog on a lead
A lead on a lady? What was the need?

I saw a lady with her dog on a lead
A lead on a lady? What was the need?
To keep her so close

I saw a lady with her dog on a lead
A lead on a lady? What was the need?
To keep her so close
It stifles verbose

I saw a lady with her dog on a lead
A lead on a lady? What was the need?
To keep her so close
It stifles verbose
She was a strange lady indeed

Despite my best efforts i lost

Despite my best efforts i lost
My dignity, but at what cost

Despite my best efforts I lost
My dignity, but at what cost
I must learn to move faster

Despite my best efforts I lost
My dignity, but at what cost
I must learn to move faster
To avoid a disaster

Despite my best efforts I lost
My dignity, but at what cost
I must learn to move faster
To avoid a disaster
Especially in the oncoming frost

Ronnie Renato loved a rib-eye steak

Ronnie Renato loved a rib-eye steak
But one day thought I’ll have a cake

Ronnie Renato loved a rib-eye steak
But one day thought I’ll have a cake
Looking down at the dessert

Ronnie Renato loved a rib-eye steak
But one day thought I’ll have a cake
Looking down at the dessert
Saw a stain on his shirt

Ronnie Renato loved a rib-eye steak
But one day thought I’ll have a cake
Looking down at the dessert
Saw a stain on his shirt
Must have dribbled when he baked.

The day when I lose interest

The day when I lose interest
I will still try my very best