Tom and Jerry were fighting again
Trying to stop them was in vain
The mouse nipped the cat
Thought he was a rat
Now Tom is in terrible pain
Bagpuss was feeling the heat
Bagpuss was feeling the heat
He’d stayed too long on the same seat
Bagpuss was feeling the heat
He’d stayed too long on the same seat
So he sat beside Madeline the rag doll
Bagpuss was feeling the heat
He’d stayed too long on the same seat
So he sat beside Madeline the rag doll
Who very soon turned into a sexy Moll
Bagpuss was feeling the heat
He’d stayed too long on the same seat
So he sat beside Madeline the rag doll
Who very soon turned into a sexy Moll
And started to massage her feet! 
After a difficult day
After a difficult day
I enjoy a glass of Chardonnay
After a difficult day
I enjoy a glass of Chardonnay
It mellows me out
After a difficult day
I enjoy a glass of Chardonnay
It mellows me out
Dismisses feelings of doubt
After a difficult day
I enjoy a glass of Chardonnay
It mellows me out
Dismisses feelings of doubt
Then off to bed I will sway.
Tis the last Bank Holiday this year
Tis the last Bank Holiday this year
Hopefully a day for cold beer
Tis the last Bank Holiday this year
Hopefully a day for cold beer
Will be sunny and bright
Tis the last Bank Holiday this year
Hopefully a day for cold beer
Will be sunny and bright
Though muggy at night
Tis the last Bank Holiday this year
Hopefully a day for cold beer
Will be sunny and bright
Thought muggy at night
Autumn’s coming? That’ll bring on a tear.
Can Christmas be so far away?
Can Christmas be so far away?
Four more months I can delay
Can Christmas be so far away?
Four more months I can delay
‘Tis Halloween soon
Can Christmas be so far away?
Four more months I can delay
‘Tis Halloween soon
I’ll be out on me broom
Can Christmas be so far away?
Four more months I can delay
‘Tis Halloween soon
I’ll be out on me broom
Much to the guisers’ dismay.
After Hallowe’en next follows Guy Fawkes
After Hallowe’en next follows Guy Fawkes
Watching the fireworks like hawks
After Hallowe’en next follows Guy Fawkes
Watching the fireworks like hawks
Roman candles, sparklers and rockets