Limerick (Part 4)

Here it’s back to school today
Back to work and no more play

Hah. you beat me EZ.

Here it’s back to school today
Back to work and no more play
Cell phones off and tablets on

Here it’s back to school today
Back to work and no more play
Cell phones off and tablets on
Slate and chalk a Long time gone

Here it’s back to school today
Back to work and no more play
Cell phones off and tablets on
Slate and chalk a Long time gone
Still hate maths though, I must say

Learned a word I must try out

Learned a word I must try out
It packs a punch and is full of clout!

Learned a word I must try out
It packs a punch and is full of clout!
Starts with F and ends with K

Learned a word I must try out
It packs a punch and is full of clout!
Starts with F and ends with K
In other words, an indelicate lay

Learned a word I must try out
It packs a punch and is full of clout!
Starts with F and ends with K ��
In other words, an indelicate lay
Whisper it quietly - do not shout!

When Dongle walked to the shop

When Dongle walked to the shop
Almost there he started to hop

When Dongle walked to the shop
Almost there he started to hop
Was he having a “Bunny Turn”?

When Dongle walked to the shop
Almost there he started to hop
Was he having a “Bunny Turn”?
He looked a little stern

When Dongle walked to the shop
Almost there he started to hop
Was he having a “Bunny Turn”?
He looked a little stern
When he went to buy a pork chop.

When the Parrot escaped from his cage

When the parrot escaped from his cage
And he told his mates, there was outrage

When the parrot escaped from his cage
And he told his mates, there was outrage
He squawked a rude word

When the parrot escaped from his cage
And he told his mates, there was outrage
He squawked a rude word
In his best, fluent “bird”

When the parrot escaped from his cage
And he told his mates, there was outrage
He squawked a rude word
In his best, fluent “bird”
Then fell off his perch in a rage

Tom and Jerry were fighting again

Tom and Jerry were fighting again
Trying to stop them was in vain.

Tom and Jerry were fighting again
Trying to stop them was in vain.
The mouse nipped the cat

Tom and Jerry were fighting again
Trying to stop them was in vain
The mouse nipped the cat
Thought he was a rat