Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Traveling by train is not cheap
And getting much worse…Bleepity Bleep!
And then, half don’t run

10302

Traveling by train is not cheap
And getting much worse…Bleepity Bleep!
And then, half don’t run
(Proper grammar is more fun)

10303

Traveling by train is not cheap
And getting much worse…Bleepity Bleep!
And then, half don’t run
(Proper grammar is more fun)
Bad rhyming! It fair makes me weep

Limericks should flow line by line

10304

A limerick should flow by line
I’ve said many times, maybe nine

10305

A limerick should flow by line
I’ve said many times, maybe nine
Smooth rhyming is good

10306

A limerick should flow by line
I’ve said many times, maybe nine
Smooth rhyming is good
If only folks would

10307

A limerick should flow by line
I’ve said many times, maybe nine
Smooth rhyming is good
If only folks would
I try to ensure mine are fine.

I lost my bank card today

10308

I lost my bank card today
Hope you reported the loss straight away

10309

I lost my bank card today
Hope you reported the loss straight away
But a worry to sort

10310

I lost my bank card today
Hope you reported the loss straight away
But a worry to sort
Yes, so I would have thought

10311

I lost my bank card today
Hope you reported the loss straight away
But a worry to sort
Yes, so I would have thought
All my fault, some would say.

I’ve just had a nice surprise

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I’ve just had a nice surprise
I couldn’t believe my eyes

10313

I’ve just had a nice surprise
I couldn’t believe my eyes
I’ve found my bank card!

10314

I’ve just had a nice surprise
I couldn’t believe my eyes
I’ve found my bank card!
It was in the back yard

10315

I’ve just had a nice surprise
I couldn’t believe my eyes
I’ve found my bank card!
It was in the back yard
My spirits have started to rise

I went to the bank for a loan

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I went to the bank for a loan
It’s like trying to part a dog from it’s bone

10317

I went to the bank for a loan
It’s like trying to part a dog from it’s bone
Filled forms to be signed

10318

went to the bank for a loan
It’s like trying to part a dog from it’s bone
Filled forms to be signed
Hope I won’t be declined

10319

went to the bank for a loan
It’s like trying to part a dog from it’s bone
Filled forms to be signed
Hope I won’t be declined
Will put me in my happy zone

A smart friend just said to me

10320

A smart friend just said to me
“Fancy a night out with me?”