Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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A smart friend just said to me
“Fancy a night out with me?”
“Not on your life” was my reply

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A smart friend just said to me
“Fancy a night out with me?”
“Not on your life” was my reply
I’d much rather watch paint dry

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A smart friend just said to me
“Fancy a night out with me?”
“Not on your life” was my reply
I’d much rather watch paint dry
On that I think we can agree

Have just bought a new tin of paint

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Have just bought a new tin of paint
Although a good DIY’er I ain’t

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Have just bought a new tin of paint
Although a good DIY’er I ain’t
I gave it a stir

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Have just bought a new tin of paint
Although a good DIY’er I ain’t
I gave it a stir
Through eyes that did blur

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Have just bought a new tin of paint
Although a good DIY’er I ain’t
I gave it a stir
Through eyes that did blur
But, alas, the fumes made me faint.

By the seaside I do like to be

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By the seaside I do like to be
Ooh, you and me both LT

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By the seaside I do like to be
Ooh, you and me both LT
Feeling the wind in your hair

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By the seaside I do like to be
Ooh, you and me both LT
Feeling the wind in your hair
And walking round bare

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By the seaside I do like to be
Ooh, you and me both LT
Feeling the wind in your hair
And walking round bare
A sight I would truly like to see!

I’ve just had a bacon roll

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I’ve just had a bacon roll
And now I’m off out for a stroll

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I’ve just had a bacon roll
And now I’m off out for a stroll
Bit it’s spitting with rain

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I’ve just had a bacon roll
And now I’m off out for a stroll
Bit it’s spitting with rain
Lost my purse down the drain

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I’ve just had a bacon roll
And now I’m off out for a stroll
Bit it’s spitting with rain
Lost my purse down the drain
And then tripped over a Troll. :smiley:

I woke up cold during the night

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I woke up cold during the night
and heard a noise which gave me a fright

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I woke up cold during the night
and heard a noise which gave me a fright
The door opened wide

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I woke up cold during the night
and heard a noise which gave me a fright
The door opened wide
And a ghost stepped inside

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I woke up cold during the night
and heard a noise which gave me a fright
The door opened wide
And a ghost stepped inside
Disappeared when I switched on the light

These things can be all in the mind

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These things can be all in the mind
Wouldn’t see them if we were blind