I would like to know why men snore
To annoy you wimmin that’s what for
Be it daytime or night
'Tis never alright
But we know it annoys, thats for sure
Looks like summer is fading away
Looks like summer is fading away
That is true, the clouds are grey
Looks like summer is fading away
That is true, the clouds are grey
Will those storms come again?
Looks like summer is fading away
That is true, the clouds are grey
Will those storms come again?
Yes, it looks like rain
Looks like summer is fading away
That is true, the clouds are grey
Will those storms come again?
Yes, it looks like rain
Grab a brellie, lets go play.
A meteor shower display tonight
A meteor shower display tonight
Could possibly give people a fright
A meteor shower display tonight
Could possibly give people a fright
Bright spots like polka dots
A meteor shower display tonight
Could possibly give people a fright
Bright spots like polka dots
Flickers and flashes lots and lots
A meteor shower display tonight
Could possibly give people a fright
Bright spots like polka dots
Flickers and flashes lots and lots
A truly remarkable sight
Tick tock goes the clock on the wall
Tick Tock goes the clock on the wall
Where’s yours? mine’s in the hall.
Tick tock goes the clock on the wall
Signalling the passing of time for all
Tick tock goes the clock on the wall
Signalling the passing of time for all
Waste not a minute
Tick tock goes the clock on the wall
Signalling the passing of time for all
Waste not a minute
Good to have fun - innit
Tick tock goes the clock on the wall
Signalling the passing of time for all
Waste not a minute
Good to have fun - innit
Yes, It’s great fun to play the fool.
My garden’s turned into a lake
My garden’s turned into a lake
Must drain it before I partake
My garden’s turned into a lake
Must drain it before I partake
Even ducks have flown in
My garden’s turned into a lake
Must drain it before I partake
Even ducks have flown in
Two swans and a chicken
My garden’s turned into a lake
Must drain it before I partake
Even ducks have flown in
Two swans and a chicken
And some frogs that will keep me awake
Traveling by train is not cheap
Traveling by train is not cheap
And getting much worse…Bleepity Bleep!