Limerick (Part 4)

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While waiting in a long queue
Changed my mind about what to do
So went somewhere else
And met Granny Felce

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While waiting in a long queue
Changed my mind about what to do
So went somewhere else
And met Granny Felce
And off we went for a brew.

It was skittles night down at the pub

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It was skittles night down at the pub
With the promise of plenty of grub

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It was skittles night down at the pub
With the promise of plenty of grub
Washed down with real ale

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It was skittles night down at the pub
With the promise of plenty of grub
Washed down with real ale
And the chance of some ‘Tail’

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It was skittles night down at the pub
With the promise of plenty of grub
Washed down with real ale
And the chance of some ‘Tail’
But first I must sort out a sub

The cash machine went on the blink

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The cash machine went on the blink
At this news my heart did sink

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The cash machine went on the blink
At this news my heart did sink
Does anyone still take a cheque?

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The cash machine went on the blink
At this news my heart did sink
Does anyone still take a cheque?
If not - oh what the heck

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The cash machine went on the blink
At this news my heart did sink
Does anyone still take a cheque?
If not - oh what the heck
Judd will pay the tab if I wink :shock:

I guess I better not count on him

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I guess I better not count on him
especially if spending’s involved.

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Ey? how does ‘involved’ rhyme with ‘him’?

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I guess I better not count on him
He won’t even pay me subs at the Gym

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I guess I better not count on him
He won’t even pay me subs at the Gym
Well he has a tight fist

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I guess I better not count on him
He won’t even pay me subs at the Gym
Well he has a tight fist
But will he be missed

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I guess I better not count on him
He won’t even pay me subs at the Gym
Well he has a tight fist
But will he be missed
And the future would be a bit grim.

There was a knock at the door last night

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There was a knock at the door last night
So loud that it gave me a fright

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There was a knock at the door last night
So loud that it gave me a fright
But there on the porch

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There was a knock at the door last night
So loud that it gave me a fright
But there on the porch
Was a cop with a torch

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There was a knock at the door last night
So loud that it gave me a fright
But there on the porch
Was a cop with a torch
Swaying gently while high as a kite.

Evening all, said the cop with a grin