A woman with unfeasably large feet
Went shopping for something to eat
But twice she fell over
A woman with unfeasably large feet
Went shopping for something to eat
But twice she fell over
Before reaching Dover
A woman with unfeasably large feet
Went shopping for something to eat
But twice she fell over
Before reaching Dover
And a date with her boyfriend called Pete.
A chap with new shoes had a squeak
A chap with new shoes had a squeak
Then he noticed they started to leak.
A chap with new shoes had a squeak
Then he noticed they started to leak.
So he wrung out his socks
A chap with new shoes had a squeak
Then he noticed they started to leak.
So he wrung out his socks
Put the shoes back in their box
A chap with new shoes had a squeak
Then he noticed they started to leak.
So he wrung out his socks
Put the shoes back in their box
And returned them - what a cheek.
On a warm but breezy day
On a warm but breezy day
the girls and boys came out to play
On a warm but breezy day
the girls and boys came out to play
But the boys were in skirts
On a warm but breezy day
the girls and boys came out to play
But the boys were in skirts
And the girls were in shirts
On a warm but breezy day
the girls and boys came out to play
But the boys were in skirts
And the girls were in shirts
Do you mean they were all gay?
Work is now over and having me tea
Work is now over and having me tea
No pubbing tonight, I’m watching T.V.
Work is now over and having me tea
No pubbing tonight, I’m watching T.V.
All that skirt, and none for me.
Work is now over and having me tea
No pubbing tonight, I’m watching T.V.
All that skirt, and none for me
Serves ya right, tee he he
You’ll have to make do with a cup of tea.
Rain and gales forecast soon
Rain and gales forecast soon
Tomorrow morning or Friday noon
Rain and gales forecast soon
Tomorrow morning or Friday noon
Close the windows, and get your mac
Rain and gales forecast soon
Tomorrow morning or Friday noon
Close the windows, and get your mac
No windows, no worry if you live in a shack
Rain and gales forecast soon
Tomorrow morning or Friday noon
Close the windows, and get your mac
No windows, no worry if you live in a shack
Stay indoors and sing a tune.
While waiting in a long queue
While waiting in a long queue
Changed my mind about what to do
While waiting in a long queue
Changed my mind about what to do
So went somewhere else