While reading the news Fred’s mind was awhirl
Whether to have a Mars bar or a twirl
‘I might have them both’
While reading the news Fred’s mind was awhirl
Whether to have a Mars bar or a twirl
‘I might have them both’
And turn into a Sloth
While reading the news Fred’s mind was awhirl
Whether to have a Mars bar or a twirl
‘I might have them both’
And turn into a Sloth
So tasty they make my toes curl
When placing a bet on horse racing today
When placing a bet on horse racing today
I thought back Bobtailed Nag or the Bay
When placing a bet on horse racing today
I thought back Bobtailed Nag or the Bay
But neither was placed
When placing a bet on horse racing today
I thought back Bobtailed Nag or the Bay
But neither was placed
Fortunate, as the Nag was disgraced
When placing a bet on horse racing today
I thought back Bobtailed Nag or the Bay
But neither was placed
Fortunate, as the Nag was disgraced
For frolicking nude in the hay.
As I got to the top of the stairs
As I got to the top of the stairs
I across three large bears
As I got to the top of the stairs
I met with three very large bears
I shouted out loud
As I got to the top of the stairs
I met with three very large bears
I shouted out loud
Beat my chest, Tarzan proud
As I got to the top of the stairs
I met with three very large bears
I shouted out loud
Beat my chest, Tarzan proud
And insisted they pay for their fares.
A CTU agent called Bauer
A CTU agent called Bauer
Decided to have a cold shower
A CTU agent called Bauer
Decided to have a cold shower
His phone gave a beep
A CTU agent called Bauer
Decided to have a cold shower
His phone gave a beep
Into action he did leap
A CTU agent called Bauer
Decided to have a cold shower
His phone gave a beep
Into action he did leap
A man of action and power!
Today whilst sat on a bench
Today whilst sat on a bench
I wondered what its like to be French
Today whilst sat on a bench
I wondered what its like to be French
‘‘Hon he hon’’ thought I
Today whilst sat on a bench
I wondered what its like to be French
‘‘Hon he hon’’ thought I
Time for an onion pie
Today whilst sat on a bench
I wondered what its like to be French
‘‘Hon he hon’’ thought I
Time for an onion pie
And some perfume to cover the stench.
A woman with unfeasably large feet
A woman with unfeasably large feet
Went shopping for something to eat