While sorting my drawer of nuts and bolts
I came across some old nuts and bolts
I mixed some in a glass
While sorting my drawer of nuts and bolts
I came across some old liver salts
So I went for a glass
While sorting my drawer of nuts and bolts
I came across some old liver salts
So I went for a glass
And a spoon, but alas …
While sorting my drawer of nuts and bolts
I came across some old liver salts
So I went for a glass
And a spoon, but alas …
I stood on a cable of volts!
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The donkey said to the pig
The Donkey said this to the pig
I’m off out to play at a gig
Sorry all didn’t look thought this was a thread about the weather 
No worries, Muddy! In fact, it was for a minute or two. http://yoursmiles.org/csmile/wink/c05107.gif
The Donkey said this to the pig
I’m off out to play at a gig
My braying’s not bad
The Donkey said this to the pig
I’m off out to play at a gig
My braying’s not bad
In a song that is sad
The Donkey said this to the pig
I’m off out to play at a gig
My braying’s not bad
In a song that is sad
Accept your baldness, don’t wear a wig, pig.
Why is the Chip Shop closed
Why is the chip shop now closed
A question that often is posed
Why is the chip shop now closed
A question that often is posed
Cos the French have nicked all the fish
Why is the chip shop now closed
A question that often is posed
Cos the French have nicked all the fish
To make their own special dish
Why is the chip shop now closed
A question that often is posed
Cos the French have nicked all the fish
To make their own special dish
The answer has now been exposed
Why do ladies need all of the fluff
Why do ladies need all of the fluff
They do buy some odd looking stuff
Why do ladies need all of the fluff
They do buy some odd looking stuff
When brains and wiles will do the trick
Why do ladies need all of the fluff
They do buy some odd looking stuff
When brains and wiles will do the trick
Some more stuff they’re compelled to pick
Why do ladies need all of the fluff
They do buy some odd looking stuff
When brains and wiles will do the trick
Some more stuff they’re compelled to pick
Else they’ll go off in a huff.
In Judd’s garden lives a big frog
In Judd’s garden lives a big frog
Which in a mad moment Mups attempted to snog