When Arthur went out to the shop
To buy a new laptop
He thought the old one has give up the Ghost
And I want to be the Last to Post
If I have to shop till I drop.
When Mavis was having a shower
When Mavis was having a shower
Some idiot turned off all the power
When Mavis was having a shower
Some idiot turned off all the power
She stood there covered in soap
When Mavis was having a shower
Some idiot turned off all the power
She stood there covered in soap
As the lodger came for a grope
When Mavis was having a shower
Some idiot turned off all the power
She stood there covered in soap
As the lodger came for a grope
But a kick in the nuts made him glower
Sometimes I think this can’t be right
Sometimes I think this can’t be right
these pantaloons are just SO tight
Sometimes I think this can’t be right
these pantaloons are just SO tight
now I know what is meant by crushed nuts
Sometimes I think this can’t be right
these pantaloons are just SO tight
now I know what is meant by crushed nuts
And it causes a pain in me guts
Sometimes I think this can’t be right
these pantaloons are just SO tight
now I know what is meant by crushed nuts
And it causes a pain in me guts
and to get them down is such a fight!
Hmm-it looks like summer came and went
Hmm-it looks like summer came and went
seems the god of rain is hell bent
Hmm-it looks like summer came and went
Seems the god of rain is hell bent
Rain and more rain on the way
Hmm-it looks like summer came and went
Seems the god of rain is hell bent
Rain and more rain on the way
Give us more sunshine I say
Hmm-it looks like summer came and went
Seems the god of rain is hell bent
Rain and more rain on the way
Give us more sunshine I say
But if it is too hot, send it to Kent!
The weather is quite pleasant today
The weather is quite pleasant today
Lucky you - up here the sky is so grey
The weather is quite pleasant today
Lucky you - up here the sky is so grey
Not bad up here but now starting to rain
The weather is quite pleasant today
Lucky you - up here the sky is so grey
Not bad up here but now starting to rain
we need water for life, but sometimes its a pain
The weather is quite pleasant today
Lucky you - up here the sky is so grey
Not bad up here but now starting to rain
we need water for life, but sometimes its a pain
What will be will be, I say
While sorting my drawer of nuts and bolts
It’s heaving in Wiltshire .
Thank goodness the place is for once parched .
While sorting my drawer of nuts and bolts
I came across some old liver salts