Limerick (Part 4)

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10101

So Fred thought he’d woo her some more
But Flo quickly showed him the door

10102

So Fred thought he’d woo her some more
But Flo quickly showed him the door
Fred felt really sad

10103

So Fred thought he’d woo her some more
But Flo quickly showed him the door
Fred felt really sad
He was no Jack the Lad

10104

So Fred thought he’d woo her some more
But Flo quickly showed him the door
Fred felt really sad
He was no Jack the Lad
But he sure wouldn’t beg, that’s for sure.

Judd was trying to sleep in this heat
But there was such a pong from his feet

10105

Judd was trying to sleep in this heat
But there was such a pong from his feet
So he took off his socks

10106

Judd was trying to sleep in this heat
But there was such a pong from his feet
So he took off his socks
They whiffed 'em at the docks

10107

Judd was trying to sleep in this heat
But there was such a pong from his feet
So he took off his socks
They whiffed 'em at the docks
And the neighbour fell of his seat. :lol:

10108

As the sun went down in the west

10109

As the sun went down in the west
(which it has a habit of doing)

10110

I’ll try again . . . .

As the sun went down in the west

10111

As the sun went down in the west
And Mups was sat in her vest

10112

As the sun went down in the west
And Mups was sat in her vest
'Twas a sight to behold

10113

As the sun went down in the west
And Mups was sat in her vest
'Twas a sight to behold
She was brazen & bold

10114

As the sun went down in the west
And Mups was sat in her vest
'Twas a sight to behold
She was brazen & bold
Especially when she flashed her chest

Tis far too hot today

10115

Tis far too hot today
Outside for long I couldn’t stay

10116

Tis far too hot today
Outside for long I can’t stay
But storms cleared the air

10117

Tis far too hot today
Outside for long I can’t stay
But storms cleared the air
They did, to be fair

10118

Tis far too hot today
Outside for long I can’t stay
But storms cleared the air
They did, to be fair
And tomorrow’s to be wet all day.

When Arthur went out to the shop

10119

When Arthur went out to the shop
To buy a new laptop

10120

When Arthur went out to the shop
To buy a new laptop
He thought the old one has give up the Ghost
And I want to be the Last to Post.