The play was a great success
A bit long though I must confess
The play was a great success
A bit long though I must confess
Tha audience were enrapt
The play was a great success
A bit long though I must confess
The audience were enrapt
And continually clapped
The play was a great success
A bit long though I must confess
The audience were enrapt
And continually clapped
And a mention in the press
Come on wi’ yer, man.
Where’s the next one?
A heatwave coming this week?
A heatwave coming this week?
At the forecast I did peek
Okay sharp shit, have another look 
Such a charming gentleman! 
A heatwave coming this week?
At the forecast I did peek…
Tuesday’s hot but Wednesday’s HOTTER!
A heatwave coming this week?
At the forecast I did peek…
Tuesday’s hot but Wednesday’s HOTTER!
Buy a new fan I’ve just gotta
A heatwave coming this week?
At the forecast I did peek…
Tuesday’s hot but Wednesday’s HOTTER!
Buy a new fan I’ve just gotta
And plenty of shade I shall seek.
My neighbour has gone to the coast
My neighbour has gone to the coast
She must be nuts - she’ll roast!!
My neighbour has gone to the coast
She must be nuts - she’ll roast!!
Let’s hope she has taken Factor 50
My neighbour has gone to the coast
She must be nuts - she’ll roast!!
Let’s hope she has taken Factor 50
If not she’ll burn real swiftly
My neighbour has gone to the coast
She must be nuts - she’ll roast!!
Let’s hope she has taken Factor 50
If not she’ll burn real swiftly
And be more burned than most.
On a hot steamy July night
On a hot steamy July night
When the moon was shining bright
On a hot steamy July night
When the moon was shining bright
Fred proposed to his Flo
On a hot steamy July night
When the moon was shining bright
Fred proposed to his Flo
But Flo said " Oh no"
On a hot steamy July night
When the moon was shining bright
Fred proposed to his Flo
But Flo said " Oh no"
“I am not too sure . . but I might.”
So Fred thought he’d woo her some more