My chickens ain’t laying no eggs
Are they on their last legs?
Perhaps they’ve gone broody
My chickens ain’t laying no eggs
Are they on their last legs?
Perhaps they’ve gone broody
Or pulling a moody
My chickens ain’t laying no eggs
Are they on their last legs?
Perhaps they’ve gone broody
Or pulling a moody
They are acting like they are pregs!
When Pete asked Gert for a date
When Pete asked Gert for a date
She said you’ve got no chance mate
When Pete asked Gert for a date
She said you’ve got no chance mate
But Pete wouldn’t take No
When Pete asked Gert for a date
She said you’ve got no chance mate
But Pete wouldn’t take No
So he made a great show
When Pete asked Gert for a date
She said you’ve got no chance mate
But Pete wouldn’t take No
So he made a great show
As he knew that their meeting was fate.
Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
So off they went at great speed.
Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
So off they went at great speed.
Out on the first date
Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
So off they went at great speed.
Out on the first date
Pete could hardly wait
Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
So off they went at great speed.
Out on the first date
Pete could hardly wait
He felt in his hour of need!
As they walked, the moon shone bright
As they walked, the moon shone bright
When a pub they both knew came in sight
As they walked, the moon shone bright
When a pub they both knew came in sight
In they went and sat down at a table
As they walked, the moon shone bright
When a pub they both knew came in sight
In they went and sat down at a table
But the footie was on via cable
As they walked, the moon shone bright
When a pub they both knew came in sight
In they went and sat down at a table
But the footie was on via cable
And they both left as high as a kite
An actor was doing a play
An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
But he required to be nude
An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
But he required to be nude
And he thought it was crude
An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
But he required to be nude
So not wanting to be booed
An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
But he required to be nude
And he thought it was crude
But he went and did it anyway
The play was a great success