Limerick (Part 4)

My chickens ain’t laying no eggs
Are they on their last legs?
Perhaps they’ve gone broody

My chickens ain’t laying no eggs
Are they on their last legs?
Perhaps they’ve gone broody
Or pulling a moody

My chickens ain’t laying no eggs
Are they on their last legs?
Perhaps they’ve gone broody
Or pulling a moody
They are acting like they are pregs!

When Pete asked Gert for a date

When Pete asked Gert for a date
She said you’ve got no chance mate

When Pete asked Gert for a date
She said you’ve got no chance mate
But Pete wouldn’t take No

When Pete asked Gert for a date
She said you’ve got no chance mate
But Pete wouldn’t take No
So he made a great show

When Pete asked Gert for a date
She said you’ve got no chance mate
But Pete wouldn’t take No
So he made a great show
As he knew that their meeting was fate.

Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed

Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
So off they went at great speed.

Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
So off they went at great speed.
Out on the first date

Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
So off they went at great speed.
Out on the first date
Pete could hardly wait

Gert reconsidered and eventually agreed
So off they went at great speed.
Out on the first date
Pete could hardly wait
He felt in his hour of need!

As they walked, the moon shone bright

As they walked, the moon shone bright
When a pub they both knew came in sight

As they walked, the moon shone bright
When a pub they both knew came in sight
In they went and sat down at a table

As they walked, the moon shone bright
When a pub they both knew came in sight
In they went and sat down at a table
But the footie was on via cable

As they walked, the moon shone bright
When a pub they both knew came in sight
In they went and sat down at a table
But the footie was on via cable
And they both left as high as a kite

An actor was doing a play

An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway

An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
But he required to be nude

An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
But he required to be nude
And he thought it was crude

An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
But he required to be nude
So not wanting to be booed

An actor was doing a play
Hoping to get to Broadway
But he required to be nude
And he thought it was crude
But he went and did it anyway

The play was a great success