The wind has dropped and it’s still
When I suddenly hear a trill
The wind has dropped and it’s still
When I suddenly hear a trill
Of a bird in a tree
The wind has dropped and it’s still
When I suddenly hear a trill
Of a bird in a tree
Which then poo’d on me
The wind has dropped and it’s still
When I suddenly hear a trill
Of a bird in a tree
Which then poo’d on me
Got my cleaners to send it the bill
Some shops in my town have gone bust
Some shops in my town have gone bust
For many, Amazon shopping is a must.
Some shops in my town have gone bust
For many, Amazon shopping is a must.
They can shop from their chair
Some shops in my town have gone bust
For many, Amazon shopping is a must.
They can shop from their chair
For a price that is fair
Some shops in my town have gone bust
For many, Amazon shopping is a must.
They can shop from their chair
For a price that is fair
And delivery times you can trust
Will you be watching the world cup?
Will you be watching the world cup?
While having something tasty to sup
Will you be watching the world cup?
While having something tasty to sup
You can bet I will be there…
Will you be watching the world cup?
While having something tasty to sup
You can bet I will be there…
Glued to your chair
Will you be watching the world cup?
While having something tasty to sup
You can bet I will be there…
Glued to your chair
Instead of off down the pub.
When Fred met Daisy one night
When Fred met Daisy one night
She gave him a helluva fright
When Fred met Daisy one night
She gave him a helluva fright
'Cos she wasn’t what he thought at all
When Fred met Daisy one night
She gave him a helluva fright
'Cos she wasn’t what he thought at all
Not very big but exceedingly small!
When Fred met Daisy one night
She gave him a helluver fright
'Cos she wasn’t what he thought at all
Not very big but exceedingly small
Not heavy but really quite light.
I’ve got myself burned by the sun
I’ve got myself burned by the sun
My legs, and all of my bum
(Welcome back EZ) 
I’ve got myself burned by the sun
My legs, and all of my bum
Now my arse glows in the dark
I’ve got myself burned by the sun
My legs, and all of my bum
Now my arse glows in the dark
From right across the park
I’ve got myself burned by the sun
My legs, and all of my bum
Now my arse glows in the dark
From right across the park
At least I can say I’m well done
Factor fifty is now on my list