Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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Factor fifty is now on my list
so I can sit out in the sun and get pi**ed!

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Factor fifty is now on my list
So I can sit out in the sun and get pi**ed!
But you still must take care

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Factor fifty is now on my list
So I can sit out in the sun and get pi**ed!
But you still must take care
Of the suns rays beware

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Factor fifty is now on my list
So I can sit out in the sun and get pi**ed!
But you still must take care
Of the suns rays beware
Well that is the gist.

I’ve broken my saw on some wood

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I’ve broken my saw on some wood
Well that saw ain’t much good

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I’ve broken my saw on some wood
Well that saw ain’t much good
It all fell in bits

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I’ve broken my saw on some wood
Well that saw ain’t much good
It all fell in bits
Saw was the pits

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I’ve broken my saw on some wood
Well that saw ain’t much good
It all fell in bits
Saw was the pits
I’ll get another as I should.

My car had a full service today

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My car had a full service today
And I’m still able to drive it…hooray!

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My car had a full service today
And I’m still able to drive it…hooray!
Get the SatNav fixed too?

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My car had a full service today
And I’m still able to drive it…hooray!
Get the SatNav fixed too?
Or does it still argue with you?

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My car had a full service today
And I’m still able to drive it…hooray!
Get the SatNav fixed too?
Or does it still argue with you?
And I still never find my way! :smiley:

An old man went off to the shops

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An old man went off to the shops
Looking for a few pork chops

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An old man went off to the shops
Looking for a few pork chops
But when he got there

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An old man went off to the shops
Looking for a few pork chops
But when he got there
The shelves they were bare

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An old man went off to the shops
Looking for a few pork chops
But when he got there
The shelves they were bare
And then got arrested by cops.

I must dash off into town

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I must dash off into town
Said our Mups with a frown

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I must dash off into town
Said our Mups with a frown
Cos try as she might

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I must dash off into town
Said our Mups with a frown
Cos try as she might
'though filled with delight

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I must dash off into town
Said our Mups with a frown
Cos try as she might
'though filled with delight
She can’t drive whilst dressed as a clown!