Limerick (Part 4)

All ladies are like precious gems
But still cluck and cackle like hens
But priceless we are
I wouldn’t go that far
Well why not take a walk off Lands End?

If ladies become our new football stars

If ladies become our new football stars
And booze and spit, and drive fancy cars

If ladies become our new football stars
And booze and spit, and drive fancy cars
I don’t think they’ll go that far…

Hivthere Mups

If ladies become our new football stars
And booze and spit, and drive fancy cars
I don’t think they’ll go that far
Maybe just a drink in a bar

If ladies become our new football stars
And booze and spit, and drive fancy cars
I don’t think they’ll go that far
Maybe just a drink in a bar
Then they might sell their memoirs.

(Hi Cherie).

While sitting up reading in bed

While sitting up reading in bed
An idea came into my head

While sitting up reading in bed
An idea came into my head
I reached for my pen

While sitting up reading in bed
An idea came into my head
I reached for my pen
My notebook and then

While sitting up reading in bed
An idea came into my head
I reached for my pen
My notebook and then
the idea in my head went dead

There was a young lady from Dorset

There was a young lady from Dorset
who had difficulty removing her corset.

There was a young lady from Dorset
who had difficulty removing her corset.
But her partner would help

There was a young lady from Dorset
who had difficulty removing her corset.
But her partner would help
Though He was but a whelp

There was a young lady from Dorset
who had difficulty removing her corset.
But her partner would help
Though He was but a whelp
And would end up having to force it.

I had a sausage sarnie today

I had a sausage sarnie today
And the flavour just won’t go away

I had a sausage sarnie today
And the flavour just won’t go away
Pork or beef

I had a sausage sarnie today
And the flavour just won’t go away
Pork or beef
Pork, good grief

I had a sausage sarnie today
And the flavour just won’t go away
Pork or beef
Pork, good grief
Then tomorrow I will have to weigh.

The wind has dropped and it’s still