Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
9901

All ladies are like precious gems
But still cluck and cackle like hens
But priceless we are
I wouldn’t go that far
Well why not take a walk off Lands End?

9902

If ladies become our new football stars

9903

If ladies become our new football stars
And booze and spit, and drive fancy cars

9904

If ladies become our new football stars
And booze and spit, and drive fancy cars
I don’t think they’ll go that far…

Hivthere Mups

9905

If ladies become our new football stars
And booze and spit, and drive fancy cars
I don’t think they’ll go that far
Maybe just a drink in a bar

9906

If ladies become our new football stars
And booze and spit, and drive fancy cars
I don’t think they’ll go that far
Maybe just a drink in a bar
Then they might sell their memoirs.

(Hi Cherie).

9907

While sitting up reading in bed

9908

While sitting up reading in bed
An idea came into my head

9909

While sitting up reading in bed
An idea came into my head
I reached for my pen

9910

While sitting up reading in bed
An idea came into my head
I reached for my pen
My notebook and then

9911

While sitting up reading in bed
An idea came into my head
I reached for my pen
My notebook and then
the idea in my head went dead

9912

There was a young lady from Dorset

9913

There was a young lady from Dorset
who had difficulty removing her corset.

9914

There was a young lady from Dorset
who had difficulty removing her corset.
But her partner would help

9915

There was a young lady from Dorset
who had difficulty removing her corset.
But her partner would help
Though He was but a whelp

9916

There was a young lady from Dorset
who had difficulty removing her corset.
But her partner would help
Though He was but a whelp
And would end up having to force it.

I had a sausage sarnie today

9917

I had a sausage sarnie today
And the flavour just won’t go away

9918

I had a sausage sarnie today
And the flavour just won’t go away
Pork or beef

9919

I had a sausage sarnie today
And the flavour just won’t go away
Pork or beef
Pork, good grief

9920

I had a sausage sarnie today
And the flavour just won’t go away
Pork or beef
Pork, good grief
Then tomorrow I will have to weigh.

The wind has dropped and it’s still