Limerick (Part 4)

I was hoping for a beautiful June
Sun would indeed be a boon
With a paddling pool
To help keep me cool

I was hoping for a beautiful June
Sun would indeed be a boon
With a paddling pool
To help keep me cool
Let’s hope it turns up very soon

Sometimes things just will not work

Sometimes things just will not work
You find yourself going berserk!

Sometimes things just will not work
You find yourself going berserk!
So breathe deep and calm down

Sometimes things just will not work
You find yourself going berserk!
So breathe deep and calm down
Relax, no need to frown

Sometimes things just will not work
You find yourself going berserk!
So breathe deep and calm down
Relax, no need to frown
And then you won’t feel a jerk.

A heatwave is forecast this week

A heatwave is forecast this week
Not bad if a suntan you seek

A heatwave is forecast this week
Not bad if a suntan you seek
But 30’s too hot :frowning:

A heatwave is forecast this week
Not bad if a suntan you seek
But 30’s too hot
More ice in me Tot.

A heatwave is forecast this week
Not bad if a suntan you seek
But 30’s too hot
More ice in me Tot.
My bikini looks very chic. :slight_smile:

When Percy gazed out to sea

When Percy gazed far out to sea
While thinking how nice it would be

When Percy gazed far out to sea
While thinking how nice it would be
To stay there forever

When Percy gazed far out to sea
While thinking how nice it would be
To stay there forever
Getting tanned is his endeavour

When Percy gazed far out to sea
While thinking how nice it would be
To stay there forever
Getting tanned is his endeavour
But then he got stung by a bee

This weekend is going to be hot

This weekend is going to be hot
Make sure you cover up and drink a lot.

This weekend is going to be hot
Make sure you cover up and drink a lot.
Get out the factor fifty

This weekend is going to be hot
Make sure you cover up and drink a lot.
Get out the factor fifty
Don’t rush and be nifty

This weekend is going to be hot
Make sure you cover up and drink a lot.
Get out the factor fifty
Don’t rush and be nifty
But keep your brolly if it’s not.

Taking mum shopping tomorn

Taking mum shopping tomorn
Bet I come home feeling worn