One day I will get something right
If I do, I will feel much more bright
There’s no chance of that 
One day I will get something right
If I do, I will feel much more bright
There’s no chance of that
Come here Judd - splat!
One day I will get something right
If I do, I will feel much more bright
There’s no chance of that
Come here Judd - splat!
Oooh he won’t look so handsome tonight!
There were some men on Last to Post
There were some men on Last to Post
Who were such a pain, and loved to boast
There were some men on Last to Post
Who were a pain, and loved to boast
But most were just fools
There were some men on Last to Post
Who were a pain, and loved to boast
But most were just fools
Who looked just like ghouls
There were some men on Last to Post
Who were a pain, and loved to boast
But most were just fools
Who looked just like ghouls
So would be better if turned into ghosts!
The ladies are sweet and genteel
The ladies are sweet and genteel
Really? Get real
The ladies are sweet and genteel
Really? Get real
It’s the men who are rude
The ladies are sweet and genteel
Really? Get real
It’s the men who are rude
While wimmin are crude
The ladies are sweet and genteel
Really? Get real
It’s the men who are rude
While wimmin are crude
If we catch you, we’ll make you squeal.
It feels like a storm brewing tonight
It feels like a storm brewing tonight
Lightning’s a wonderful sight
It feels like a storm brewing tonight
Lightning’s a wonderful sight
Until it hits you full on
It feels like a storm brewing tonight
Lightning’s a wonderful sight
Until it hits you full on
And sets fire to your thong
It feels like a storm brewing tonight
Lightning’s a wonderful sight
Until it hits you full on
And sets fire to your thong
Then your rear end will not look quite right!
I was hoping for a beautiful June
I was hoping for a beautiful June
Sun would indeed be a boon
I was hoping for a beautiful June
Sun would indeed be a boon
With a paddling pool