While watching some crap on TV
I desperately needed a wee
But I tripped over the mat
Then stood on the cat
My toilet trek took an eternity
While doing the wash my wife hinted that
While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said “Sod that!”
While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said “Sod that!
You’ve got my head to pat”
While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said “Sod that!
You’ve got my head to pat”
Then left before antagonizing the spat
As he walked about he heard the talk
While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said “Sod that!
You’ve got my head to pat”
And the dog had a pee in his hat
My grass is to long, needs a mow
My grass is too long, needs a mow
Said Tess to her neighbour, Big Bo
My grass is too long, needs a mow
Said Tess to her neighbour, Big Bo
So she went to the shed
My grass is too long, needs a mow
Said Tess to her neighbour, Big Bo
So she went to the shed
And Discovered a bed
My grass is too long, needs a mow
Said Tess to her neighbour, Big Bo
So she went to the shed
And Discovered a bed
And decided she’d go with the flow.
One beautiful moonlit night
One beautiful moonlit night
A black cloud came into sight
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While doing the wash my wife hinted that
She liked the idea of another cat
Hubby said “Sod that!
You’ve got my head to pat”
Then left before antagonizing the spat
As he walked about he heard the talk[/QUOTE]
And, another one bites the dust:confused:
One beautiful moonlit night
A black cloud came into sight
Tess gasped aloud
One beautiful moonlit night
A black cloud came into sight
Tess gasped aloud
There stood a shape in a shroud
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Whoops sorry about that RN. Senior moment.
One beautiful moonlit night
A black cloud came into sight
Tess gasped aloud
There stood a shape in a shroud
it gave poor old tess such a fright.
One day I will get something right
Hold on folks, it seems Right Now’s starter got missed out - post 9825.
Here ya go Righty . . . .
As he walked about he heard the talk
As he walked about he heard the talk
About doing the cancer charity walk
As he walked about he heard the talk
About doing the cancer charity walk
So new trainers he bought
As he walked about he heard the talk
About doing the cancer charity walk
So new trainers he bought
And some plasters he sought
As he walked about he heard the talk
About doing the cancer charity walk
So new trainers he bought
And some plasters he sought
But the first big hill made him balk.
Do we finish Tezza’s one now?
One day I will get something right
If I do, I will feel much more bright