Had a nice beef curry tonight
You’ll be trumping all through the night
And all through tomorrow maybe
Had a nice beef curry tonight
You’ll be trumping all through the night
And all through tomorrow maybe
By then, the relief for me
Had a nice beef curry tonight
You’ll be trumping all through the night
And all through tomorrow maybe
By then, the relief for me
Will be feeling a little bit light
The weekend is shaping up well
The weekend is shaping up well
Perhaps I will book a hotel
The weekend is shaping up well
Perhaps I will book a hotel
Have a drink from the bar
The weekend is shaping up well
Perhaps I will book a hotel
Have a drink from the bar
Then too many by far 
The weekend is shaping up well
Perhaps I will book a hotel
Have a drink from the bar
Then too many by far
Who with, i cannot foretell.
My leggings are chafing my legs
My leggings are chafing my legs
Serves me right for moving them kegs
My leggings are chafing my legs
Serves me right for moving them kegs
The tap cut me thumb
My leggings are chafing my legs
Serves me right for moving them kegs
The tap cut me thumb
And made it go numb
My leggings are chafing my legs
Serves me right for moving them kegs
The tap cut me thumb
And made it go numb
And I broke a whole tray of eggs!
What are you having for tea?
What are you having for tea?
A Casserole made from turk-ey
What are you having for tea?
A Casserole made from turk-ey
Well you’re not having mine
What are you having for tea?
A Casserole made from turk-ey
Well you’re not having mine
Got my own! That’s fine
What are you having for tea?
A Casserole made from turk-ey
Well you’re not having mine
Got my own! That’s fine
Well it’s tikka masala for me
While watching some crap on TV
While watching some crap on TV
I desperately needed a wee
While watching some crap on TV
I desperately needed a wee
But I tripped over the mat
While watching some crap on TV
I desperately needed a wee
But I tripped over the mat
Then stood on the cat