Limerick (Part 4)

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There was an old soldier from Deal
Who couldn’t afford to buy a meal.

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There was an old soldier from Deal
Who couldn’t afford to buy a meal
So a whip round was planned

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There was an old soldier from Deal
Who couldn’t afford to buy a meal
So a whip round was planned
And a cafe was manned

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There was an old soldier from Deal
Who couldn’t afford to buy a meal
So a whip round was planned
And a cafe was manned
And they gave him a bowl of conger eel.

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‘I’ll answer no questions’ said Boris

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‘I’ll answer no questions’ said Boris
Merely Que sera, sera, just like Doris.

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‘I’ll answer no questions’ said Boris
Merely Que sera, sera, just like Doris.
He squirmed they’d find out

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‘I’ll answer no questions’ said Boris
Merely Que sera, sera, just like Doris.
He squirmed they’d find out
But chose to say ‘nowt’!

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I’ll answer no questions’ said Boris
Merely Que sera, sera, just like Doris.
He squirmed they’d find out
But chose to say ‘nowt’!
So “cheerio, cheerio” sang the chorus.

How I wish I could be more at ease

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How I wish I could be more at ease
When sailing the seven seas

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How I wish I could be more at ease
When sailing the seven seas
But my body doth quake

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How I wish I could be more at ease
When sailing the seven seas
But my body doth quake
When the waves do break

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How I wish I could be more at ease
When sailing the seven seas
But my body doth quake
When the waves do break
And I quiver right down to me knees.

I hate it when flies zoom indoors

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I hate it when flies zoom indoors
Or get muddy footprints on the floors

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I hate it when flies zoom indoors
Or get muddy footprints on the floors
So out comes me swat

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I hate it when flies zoom indoors
Or get muddy footprints on the floors
So out comes me swat
And that’s their lot

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I hate it when flies zoom indoors
Or get muddy footprints on the floors
So out comes me swat
And that’s their lot
Bad enough with muddy paws.

Fred went on a day trip to France

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Fred went on a day trip to France
Seeking a bit of romance

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Fred went on a day trip to France
Seeking a bit of romance
But the lingo was tricky

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Fred went on a day trip to France
Seeking a bit of romance
But the lingo was tricky
Ended up with a brickie