Lucy Glanders could jump so very high
Lucy Glanders could jump so high
She could reach up and touch the sky
Lucy Flanders could jump so very high
She could reach up and touch the sky
She often jumped hedges
Lucy Flanders could jump so very high
She could reach up and touch the sky
She often jumped hedges
And touched the moon round the edges
Lucy Flanders could jump so very high
She could reach up and touch the sky
She often jumped hedges
And touched the moon round the edges
And waved at pilots in planes that flew by
Donny was always day dreaming
Donny was always day dreaming
Sometimes his face was just beaming
Donny was always day dreaming
Sometimes his face was just beaming
He dreamed of a wife
Donny was always day dreaming
Sometimes his face was just beaming
He dreamed of a wife
Been without all his life
Donny was always day dreaming
Sometimes his face was just beaming
He dreamed of a wife
Been without all his life
And of baking and icing and creaming
Henry went shopping in Bangkok
Henry went shopping in Bangkok
His heart he hoped to unlock 
Henry went shopping in Bangkok
His heart he hoped to unlock
When a beautiful girl
Henry went shopping in Bangkok
His heart he hoped to unlock
When a beautiful girl
In a dress made of pearl
Henry went shopping in Bangkok
His heart he hoped to unlock
When a beautiful girl
In a dress made of pearl
Knelt down to take a look at his …sock
Bertha Bunter was as rotund as a ball
Bertha Bunter was as rotund as a ball
So she covered herself with a very large shawl!
Bertha Bunter was as rotund as a ball
So she covered herself with a very large shawl!
Alas the shawl made her scratch
Bertha Bunter was as rotund as a ball
So she covered herself with a very large shawl!
Alas the shawl made her scratch
She developed quite a rash
Bertha Bunter was as rotund as a ball
So she covered herself with a very large shawl!
Alas the shawl made her scratch
She developed quite a rash
So back to her wardrobe to trawl.
There was an old soldier from Deal