While wandering round B & Q
Looking for an electrical screw
I saw a good torch
Same colour as my Porsche
Went back to the screw and bought two
Ever efficient and frugal I am
Ever efficient and frugal I am
I painted my house using jam
Ever efficient and frugal I am
I painted my house using jam
Which proved rather tricky
Ever efficient and frugal I am
I painted my house using jam
Which proved rather tricky
Not to mention awfully sticky
Ever efficient and frugal I am
I painted my house using jam
Which proved rather tricky
Not to mention awfully sticky
And clashed with my curtains of Ham.
Their was an old boy from Harrow
Their was an old boy from Harrow
Who had the world’s biggest marrow
There was an old boy from Harrow
Who had the world’s biggest marrow
His femur so large
(Can’t do that one Righty, will leave it for another).
There was an old boy from Harrow
Who had the world’s biggest marrow
His femur so large
When he boarded the barge
There was an old boy from Harrow
Who had the world’s biggest marrow
His femur so large
When he boarded the barge
With his prize-winning squash in a II
It’s the midsummer solstice quite soon
It’s the midsummer solstice quite soon
Four days after the full moon
It’s the midsummer solstice quite soon
Four days after the full moon
A long day of rain?
It’s the midsummer solstice quite soon
Four days after the full moon
A long day of rain?
Will wash away pollen stain
It’s the midsummer solstice quite soon
Four days after the full moon
A long day of rain?
Will wash away pollen stain
From morning, to night, and through noon
Don’t catch a lift in Johnny’s cab
Don’t catch a lift in Johnny’s cab
I’m okay I’ve had my jab
Don’t catch a lift in Johnny’s cab
I’m okay I’ve had my jab
He takes way too long
Don’t catch a lift in Johnny’s cab
I’m okay I’ve had my jab
He takes way too long
And he don’t half pong
Don’t catch a lift in Johnny’s cab
I’m okay I’ve had my jab
He takes way too long
And he don’t half pong
And his nail dirt belongs in a lab