Limerick (Part 4)

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Well that’s another weekend wet and dreich
And it’s been such a miserable week
Judder is able to make Mups crazy
Only because her vocab’s lazy
Methinks she thinks he speaks Greek :wink:

While doing odd chores his mind did drift

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While doing odd chores his mind did drift
Thinking about his wonderful gift

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While doing odd chores his mind did drift
Thinking about his wonderful gift
He’d take her to dinner

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While doing odd chores his mind did drift
Thinking about his wonderful gift
He’d take her to dinner
She would be on to a winner

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While doing odd chores his mind did drift
Thinking about his wonderful gift
He’d take her to dinner
She would be on to a winner
And then . . who knows. Get my drift?

Whilst having a game of pool

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Whilst having a game of pool
She began to drool

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Whilst having a game of pool
She began to drool
Was it the sight of a stud?

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Whilst having a game of pool
She began to drool
Was it the sight of a stud?
Or the treacle pud?

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Whilst having a game of pool
She began to drool
Was it the sight of a stud?
Or the treacle pud?
Neither - she fell off her stool.

There sure are some funny folk

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There sure are some funny folk
Who never laugh and can’t take a joke!

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There sure are some funny folk
Who never laugh and can’t take a joke!
Miserable gits who rarely smile

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There sure are some funny folk
Who never laugh and can’t take a joke!
Miserable gits who rarely smile
While whingeing and whining all the while

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There sure are some funny folk
Who never laugh and can’t take a joke!
Miserable gits who rarely smile
While whingeing and whining all the while
Til they make you wish they hadn’t spoke!

I should have given it one more try

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I should have given it one more try
I didn’t mean to be rude - poor guy

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I should have given it one more try
I didn’t mean to be rude - poor guy
But was he polite to you?

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I should have given it one more try
I didn’t mean to be rude - poor guy
But was he polite to you?
That depends on your point of view

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I should have given it one more try
I didn’t mean to be rude - poor guy
But was he polite to you?
That depends on your point of view
But I too hastily said Bye Bye.

While wandering round B & Q

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While wandering round B & Q
Looking for an electrical screw

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While wandering round B & Q
Looking for an electrical screw
I saw a good torch

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While wandering round B & Q
Looking for an electrical screw
I saw a good torch
Same colour as my Porsche