Next door’s cat keeps me awake
Chuck a brick at it for goodness sake
That’s a bad thing to do
Next door’s cat keeps me awake
Chuck a brick at it for goodness sake
That’s a bad thing to do
But between me and you
Next door’s cat keeps me awake
Chuck a brick at it for goodness sake
That’s a bad thing to do
But between me and you
I think i’ll whack it with a rake!
Are we being unkind to a cat?
Are we being unkind to a cat?
No, I don’t think that
Are we being unkind to a cat?
No, I don’t think that
It meows all night long
Are we being unkind to a cat?
No, I don’t think that
It meows all night long
The smell of urine is strong
Are we being unkind to a cat?
No, I don’t think that
It meows all night long
The smell of urine is strong
So get out and hit it with a bat
As the cat flew through the air
Whoops, sorry Judsy, you beat me to it. 
Try again Mups I beat you to it 
As the cat flew through the air
It looked full of despair
Oh pipe down.
Mine was better. 
As the cat flew through the air
It looked full of despair
Serves it right
As the cat flew through the air
It looked full of despair
Serves it right
It’s not to bright
As the cat flew through the air
It looked full of despair
Serves it right
It’s not too bright
Just ask me if I care
Has the rain finally stopped?
Has the rain finally stopped?
Hope so and my floor has been mopped
Has the rain finally stopped?
Hope so and my floor has been mopped
But there will always be muddy shoes
Has the rain finally stopped?
Hope so and my floor has been mopped
But there will always be muddy shoes
And now and then doggie poos
Has the rain finally stopped?
Hope so and my floor has been mopped
But there will always be muddy shoes
And now and then doggie poos
Until the habit has stopped.
Some Beef Casserole for me tea