Limerick (Part 4)

Some Beef Casserole for me tea
Shared recipe for its eternity

Some Beef Casserole for me tea
Shared recipe for its eternity
With a thick suet crust on top?

Some Beef Casserole for me tea
Shared recipe for its eternity
With a thick suet crust on top?
Me poor belly will pop

Some Beef Casserole for me tea
Shared recipe for its eternity
With a thick suet crust on top?
Me poor belly will pop
Aye, but it’s good for thee.

Something lighter perhaps?

Something lighter perhaps?
Freshly caught in the traps

Something lighter perhaps?
Freshly caught in the traps
But no, that’s cruel

Something lighter perhaps?
Freshly caught in the traps
But no, that’s cruel
Then have some gruel

Something lighter perhaps?
Freshly caught in the traps
But no, that’s cruel
Then have some gruel
Or some ham in a couple of baps.

When Sidney went to the chippy

When Sidney went to the chippy
(Americans do chippy and dippy)

When Sidney went to the chippy
(Americans do chippy and dippy)
He bought a fish supper

When Sidney went to the chippy
(Americans do chippy and dippy)
He bought a fish supper
And ordered a cuppa

When Sidney went to the chippy
(Americans do chippy and dippy)
He bought a fish supper
And ordered a cuppa
Then stopped to chat up a Hippy.

I was enjoying the peace in the wood

I was enjoying the peace in the wood
Where a huge old Oak tree stood

I was enjoying the peace in the wood
Where a huge old Oak tree stood
When I heard a strange sound

I was enjoying the peace in the wood
Where a huge old Oak tree stood
When I heard a strange sound
Coming from under the ground

I was enjoying the peace in the wood
Where a huge old Oak tree stood
When I heard a strange sound
Coming from under the ground
I listened hard as I could.

Then the earth moved under my feet

Then the earth moved under my feet
It caused my heart to triple beat

Then the earth moved under my feet
It caused my heart to triple beat
I felt scared and I froze

Then the earth moved under my feet
It caused my heart to triple beat
I felt scared and I froze
Couldn’t move my feet or toes

Then the earth moved under my feet
It caused my heart to triple beat
I felt scared and I froze
Couldn’t move my feet or toes
Feel better now thanks to some heat

Sometimes I think it gets worse