Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
9621

Make sure to get the butter soft
Before all of your bread is scoffed
Melted and dripped in nooks and crannies
Like we used to have at Grannie’s

9622

Make sure to get the butter soft
Before all of your bread is scoffed
Melted and dripped in nooks and crannies
Like we used to have at Grannie’s
Her recipe book is in my loft

You really beat Granny Smiths scones

9623

You really beat Granny Smiths scones
Eat them till your tummy groans

9624

You really can’t beat Granny Smiths scones
Eat them till your tummy groans
Add both Jam and Cream

9625

You really can’t beat Granny Smiths scones
Eat them till your tummy groans
Add both Jam and Cream
Mmm, what a dream

9626

You really can’t beat Granny Smiths scones
Eat them till your tummy groans
Add both Jam and Cream
Mmm, what a dream
But watch out for gall stones

9627

Sat here watching some TV.

9628

Sat here watching some TV.
All of a sudden I needed a pee :lol:

9629

Sat here watching some TV.
All of a sudden I needed a pee :lol:
Did you need to share that with us?

9630

Sat here watching some TV.
All of a sudden I needed a pee
Did you need to share that with us?
Had a bit of trouble with your truss?

9631

Sat here watching some TV.
All of a sudden I needed a pee
Did you need to share that with us?
Had a bit of trouble with your truss?
Hmm…‘hung out to dry’ …what A fuss!

I wonder if it’s time for new specs…

9632

I wonder if it’s time for new specs…
Is it my eyes that show me small ‘pecs’

9633

I wonder if it’s time for new specs…
Is it my eyes that show me small ‘pecs’
Mrs May looks attractive

9634

I wonder if it’s time for new specs…
Is it my eyes that show me small ‘pecs’
Mrs May looks attractive
Oh,YUK!-that’s detractive!

9635

I wonder if it’s time for new specs…
Is it my eyes that show me small ‘pecs’
Mrs May looks attractive
Oh,YUK!-that’s detractive!
And I thought I just spotted Becks.

Chicken pie I think for me tea

9636

Chicken pie I think for me tea
For sure that’ll just do for me

9637

Chicken pie I think for my tea
For sure that’ll just do for me
But don’t over do it

9638

Chicken pie I think for my tea
For sure that’ll just do for me
But don’t over do it
Or you might spew it

9639

Chicken pie I think for my tea
For sure that’ll just do for me
But don’t over do it
Or you might spew it
Yes, moderation is the key.

Next door’s cat keeps me awake

9640

Next door’s cat keeps me awake
Chuck a brick at it for goodness sake