Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I once knew a man from Peru

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I once knew a man from Peru
Who met a young lady called Sue

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I once knew a man from Peru
Who met a young lady called Sue
They met on a forum…

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I once knew a man from Peru
Who met a young lady called Sue
They met on a forum…
Forgot all decorum

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I once knew a man from Peru
Who met a young lady called Sue
They met on a forum…
Forgot all decorum
And both learned to fight with Kung-Fu.

While Mupsy was milking her goat

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While Mupsy was milking her goat
A milkman came by on his float

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While Mupsy was milking her goat
A milkman came by on his float
He gave her a wink

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While Mupsy was milking her goat
A milkman came by on his float
He gave her a wink
She said " Wow you stink!"

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While Mupsy was milking her goat
A milkman came by on his float
He gave her a wink
She said " Wow you stink!"
And shoved him into the moat.

While outside cutting the lawn

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While outside cutting the lawn
I noticed my mower was worn

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While outside cutting my lawn
I noticed my mower was worn
So I borrowed another

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While outside cutting my lawn
I noticed my mower was worn
So I borrowed another
From my big brother

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While outside cutting my lawn
I noticed my mower was worn
So I borrowed another
From my big brother
And sure enough, my grass was shorn

Am going to Lidl for my big shop

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Am going to Lidl for my big shop
Don’t forget a new bucket and mop

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Am going to Lidl for my big shop
Don’t forget a new bucket and mop
You could get mine while you’re there

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Am going to Lidl for my big shop
Don’t forget a new bucket and mop
You could get mine while you’re there
And mine if you really care

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Am going to Lidl for my big shop
Don’t forget a new bucket and mop
You could get mine while you’re there
And mine if you really care
Then I’ll take you to IHOP

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Make sure to get the butter soft

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Make sure to get the butter soft
Before all of your bread is scoffed

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Make sure to get the butter soft
Before all of your bread is scoffed
Melted and dripped in nooks and crannies