Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
9501

Some people just get in the way
I get one like that every day
Don’t swear or get cross
Unless it’s your boss

9502

Some people just get in the way
I get one like that every day
Don’t swear or get cross
Unless it’s your boss
Then be careful what you say.

Hmm, now what shall I have for me tea?

9503

Hmm, what shall I have for me tea?
A boring old salad with Brie?

9504

Hmm, now what shall I have for me tea?
A boring old salad with Brie?
Or perhaps something hot

9505

Hmm, now what shall I have for me tea?
A boring old salad with Brie?
Or perhaps something hot
Like Twink’s old Hot Pot?

9506

Hmm, now what shall I have for me tea?
A boring old salad with Brie?
Or perhaps something hot
Like Twink’s old Hot Pot?
Or a whole pizza cut into three!

Well,the bins are out and the chickens are in.

9507

Well,the bins are out and the chickens are in
But mind a chicken is not in your bin

9508

Well,the bins are out and the chickens are in
But mind a chicken is not in your bin
Just have a quick check

9509

Well,the bins are out and the chickens are in
But mind a chicken is not in your bin
Just have a quick check
No feathers to fleck

9510

Well,the bins are out and the chickens are in
But mind a chicken is not in your bin
Just have a quick check
No feathers to fleck
Then pour yourself some tonic and gin.

9511

Back from work and sat with me feet up

9512

Back from work and sat with me feet up
G&T in a glass or tea in a cup ?

9513

Back from work and sat with me feet up
G&T in a glass or tea in a cup ?
One shoe off and one shoe on…

9514

Back from work and sat with me feet up
G&T in a glass or tea in a cup ?
One shoe off and one shoe on…
Wondering where the day has gone

9515

Back from work and sat with me feet up
G&T in a glass or tea in a cup ?
One shoe off and one shoe on…
Wondering where the day has gone
Back on me feet to get some sup

Starting tomorrow I’m quitting my job

9516

Starting tomorrow i’m quitting my job
Staying in bed and becoming a slob

9517

Starting tomorrow i’m quitting my job
Staying in bed and becoming a slob
Sounds like a plan

9518

Starting tomorrow i’m quitting my job
Staying in bed and becoming a slob
Sounds like a plan
I will be a new man!

9519

Starting tomorrow i’m quitting my job
Staying in bed and becoming a slob
Sounds like a plan
I will be a new man!
Though I will still have to earn a few bob.

I so want to be by the sea

9520

I so want to be by the sea
Sit on the beach with my flask of tea…