I so want to be by the sea
Sit on the beach with my flask of tea…
Watch the seagulls wheel and whir
I so want to be by the sea
Sit on the beach with my flask of tea…
Watch the seagulls wheel and whir
** Judsy, did you mean ‘whirl’ ? 
No - whir means to move fast or at speed 
Your English language lessons continue apace. 
I so want to be by the sea
Sit on the beach with my flask of tea…
Watch the seagulls wheel and whir
Atop the waves beneath them stir
I so want to be by the sea
Sit on the beach with my flask of tea…
Watch the seagulls wheel and whir
Atop the waves beneath them stir
And this beautiful sight is all free.
While sat on a bench in the park
While sat on a bench in the park
It suddenly started to get dark
While sat on a bench in the park
It suddenly started to get dark
Heard a rustle in the bush
While sat on a bench in the park
It suddenly started to get dark
Heard a rustle in the bush
Then a stranger pinched my toosh
While sat on a bench in the park
It suddenly started to get dark
Heard a rustle in the bush
Then a stranger pinched my toosh
And left a black & blue mark.
A young man who swam in the sea
A young man who swam in the sea
Decided to take a wee pee
A young man who swam in the sea
Decided to take a wee pee
But his speedos were white
A young man who swam in the sea
Decided to take a wee pee
But his speedos were white
So he looked quite a sight
A young man who swam in the sea
Decided to take a wee pee
But his speedos were white
So he looked quite a sight
With his yellow trunks blowing in the breeze!
A sweet lady went down to the spa
A sweet lady went down to the spa
Where she met a man from afar
A sweet lady went down to the spa
Where she met a man from afar
His towel he whipped off
A sweet lady went down to the spa
Where she met a man from afar
His towel he whipped off
With a terrible cough…
A sweet lady went down to the spa
Where she met a man from afar
His towel he whipped off
With a terrible cough…
Then offered a ride in his car!
Now the votes are all coming in
Now the votes are all coming in
I’ll give you one guess who’s gonna win