It’s good to see weirdos from all over
All trying to get into Dover
In crop tops and boots
shouting ‘‘Bonjour,Toots!’’
And rolling about in the clover.
Some words are difficult to rhyme
Some words are difficult to rhyme,
like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Some words are difficult to rhyme
Though we try time after time
Some words are difficult to rhyme
Though we try time after time
But then we are not poets
Some words are difficult to rhyme
Though we try time after time
But then we are not poets
And what we write shows it
Some words are difficult to rhyme
Though we try time after time
But then we are not poets
And what we write shows it
Though we would make a good Rosemary & Thyme:lol:
I recall a strong man called EZ
Too late ez!!
I recall a strong man called EZ
Whose chest made him sound kinda wheezy
I recall a strong man called EZ
Whose chest made him sound kinda wheezy
But he always looked good
I recall a strong man called EZ
Whose chest made him sound kinda wheezy
But he always looked good
As any man would
I recall a strong man called EZ
Whose chest made him sound kinda wheezy
But he always looked good
As any man would
Except when he is hung over or sneezy 
Why do men always think they are right?
Why do men always think they are right?
Is it cos women are not very bright?
Why do men always think they are right?
Is it cos women are not very bright?
No that cannot be so
Why do men always think they are right?
Is it cos women are not very bright?
No that cannot be so
For hot and cold they do blow
Why do men always think they are right?
Is it cos women are not very bright?
No that cannot be so
For hot and cold they do blow
And generally talk shite
Birds in the garden twittering away
Birds in the garden twittering away
I’d love to know what they’re trying to say
Birds in the garden twittering away
I’d love to know what they’re trying to say
They’re saying that Judd is the LTP
Birds in the garden twittering away
I’d love to know what they’re trying to say
They’re saying that Judd is the LTP
He’s beaten those wimmen, they said with glee!