Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
9421

There was an old man from Dundee

9422

There was an old man from Dundee
Who was desperate to have a pee

9423

There was an old man from Dundee
Who was desperate to have a pee
So he went to the Loo

9424

There was an old man from Dundee
Who was desperate to have a pee
So he went to the Loo
Just to look at the view

9425

There was an old man from Dundee
Who was desperate to have a pee
So he went to the Loo
Just to look at the view
And was shocked to find it wasn’t free!

9426

There once was a man they called Dongle

9427

There once was a man they called Dongle
Who’d serenade by singing a songle

9428

There once was a man they called Dongle
Who’d serenade by singing a songle
Till one stormy night

9429

There once was a man they called Dongle
Who’d serenade by singing a songle
Till one stormy night
He got such a fright

9430

There once was a man they called Dongle
Who’d serenade by singing a songle
Till one stormy night
He got such a fright
Cos his voice went all monophthongal.

9431

I’ve just seen the fattest ballet dancer

9432

I’ve just seen the fattest ballet dancer
In a tutu and a real prancer

9433

I’ve just seen the fattest ballet dancer
In a tutu and a real prancer
She made Dawn French look skinny

9434

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9435

I’ve just seen the fattest ballet dancer
In a tutu and a real prancer
She made Dawn French look skinny
She looked like a pig wearing a pinny

9436

I’ve just seen the fattest ballet dancer
In a tutu and a real prancer
She made Dawn French look skinny
She looked like a pig wearing a pinny
Maybe the nurse will just lance her.

9437

It’s good to see weidos from all over

9438

It’s good to see weirdos from all over
All trying to get into Dover

9439

It’s good to see weirdos from all over
All trying to get into Dover
In crop tops and boots

9440

It’s good to see weirdos from all over
All trying to get into Dover
In crop tops and boots
shouting ‘‘Bonjour,Toots!’’