Sometimes you need to have fun
And not let life get too glum
Life’s much to short
For problems to court
Sometimes you need to have fun
And not let life get too glum
Life’s much to short
For problems to court
If you smile then my job is done
Seems the country is in a right state
Seems the country is in a right state
Full of bitterness and hate
Seems the country is in a right state
Full of bitterness and hate
But it wont last for long
Seems the country is in a right state
Full of bitterness and hate
But it wont last for long
Once we know where we belong
Seems the country is in a right state
Full of bitterness and hate
But it wont last for long
Once we know where we belong
Not in the EU that’s straight
Remember to vote next week
Remember to vote next week
For a paddle to get back from the creek
Remember to vote next week
For a paddle to get back from the creek
Soon be over and done
Remember to vote next week
For a paddle to get back from the creek
Soon be over and done
Depends on who’s won
Remember to vote next week
For a paddle to get back from the creek
Soon be over and done
Depends on who’s won
Or the future is looking quite bleak.
Back in 1886
Back in 1886
Ladies used to wear no Knicks
Back in 1886
Ladies used to wear no Knicks
The dresses were long
Back in 1886
Ladies used to wear no Knicks
The dresses were long
You could buy for a song
Back in 1886
Ladies used to wear no Knicks
The dresses were long
You could buy for a song
And we liked the back row at the flix. 
My front wheel doth make a strange sound
My front wheel doth make a strange sound
As it rotates whilst caressing the ground.
My front wheel doth make a strange sound
As it rotates whilst caressing the ground.
When it hits a big lump
My front wheel doth make a strange sound
As it rotates whilst caressing the ground.
When it hits a big lump
It gives me the 'ump
My front wheel doth make a strange sound
As it rotates whilst caressing the ground.
When it hits a big lump
It gives me the 'ump
And the wheels stop spinning round