Limerick (Part 4)

Could it be that spring is finally here?

Could it be that spring is finally here?
With all the birds singing I hear

Could it be that spring is finally here?
With all the birds singing I hear
Wi’t sun crackin’t flags

Could it be that spring is finally here?
With all the birds singing I hear
Wi’t sun crackin’t flags
And holiday plan brags

Could it be that spring is finally here?
With all the birds singing I hear
Wi’t sun crackin’t flags
And holiday plan brags
While sinking a nice ice cold beer

Time for planting a few bits and bobs

Time for planting a few bits and bobs
I never seem to run out of jobs

Time for planting a few bits and bobs
I never seem to run out of jobs
So much to be done

Time for planting a few bits and bobs
I never seem to run out of jobs
So much to be done
Some not much fun

Time for planting a few bits and bobs
I never seem to run out of jobs
So much to be done
Some not much fun
So much dirt turns us into slobs

She cleaned up nicely, she thought to herself

She cleaned up nicely, she thought to herself
As she idly run a finger along the top shelf

She cleaned up nicely, she thought to herself
As she idly run a finger along the top shelf
But the shelf was dust free

She cleaned up nicely, she thought to herself
As she idly run a finger along the top shelf
But the shelf was dust free
No more dusting for me!

She cleaned up nicely, she thought to herself
As she idly run a finger along the top shelf
But the shelf was dust free
No more dusting for me!
And was very pleased with herself.

When Lucy met an old flame

When Lucy met an old flame
She couldn’t remember his name

When Lucy met an old flame
She couldn’t remember his name
But she remembered his abs

When Lucy met an old flame
She couldn’t remember his name
But she remembered his abs
And that he smoked tabs

When Lucy met an old flame
She couldn’t remember his name
But she remembered his abs
And that he smoked tabs
And he asked “are you still on the game”

Sometimes you need to have fun

Sometimes you need to have fun
And not let life get too glum

Sometimes you need to have fun
And not let life get too glum
Life’s much to short