As the jobbie floated away
In the shallow end a priest knelt to pray
As he bowed his head
As the jobbie floated away
In the shallow end a priest knelt to pray
As he bowed his head
Bessie said
As the jobbie floated away
In the shallow end a priest knelt to pray
As he bowed his head
Bessie said
I’ve wanting to do that all day.
As I grilled my sausage outside
As I grilled my sausage outside
While the others were out for a ride
As I grilled my sausage outside
While the others were out for a ride
A splash of hot chilli… ( I dare you)
As I grilled my sausage outside
While the others were out for a ride
A splash of hot chilli
Dropped onto my willy … (there’s always one 
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As I grilled my sausage outside
While the others were out for a ride
A splash of hot chilli
Dropped onto my willy
I have to admit that I cried
Down in the valley of green
Down in the valley of green
Where toads and frogs can’t be seen
Down in the valley of green
Where toads and frogs can’t be seen
You can oft’ hear the sound
Down in the valley of green
Where toads and frogs can’t be seen
You can oft’ hear the sound
Of a worm in the ground
Down in the valley of green
Where toads and frogs can’t be seen
You can oft’ hear the sound
Of a worm in the ground
You can certainly see where they’ve been
I went for a stroll down the lane
I went for a stroll down the lane
And slipped in the mud, what a pain!
I went for a stroll down the lane
And slipped in the mud, what a pain!
Lost my wallet and shoe
I went for a stroll down the lane
And slipped in the mud, what a pain!
Lost my wallet and shoe
Then needed a poo 
I went for a stroll down the lane
And slipped in the mud, what a pain!
Lost my wallet and shoe
Then needed a poo
So I did one, well wouldn’t you??
When I was a young lad of ten
When I was a young lad of ten
I always looked up to the men
When I was a young lad of ten
I always looked up to the men
Till very much later