Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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It’s done nowt but pee down all day
It’s sunshine down ere hip hooray

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It’s done nowt but pee down all day
It’s sunshine down ere hip hooray
Well here it is both

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It’s done nowt but pee down all day
It’s sunshine down ere hip hooray
Well here it is both
Puts the weeds into growth

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It’s done nowt but pee down all day
It’s sunshine down ere hip hooray
Well here it is both
Puts the weeds into growth
so,time for’t mower to come out to play!

I’ve been watching the birds have a bath

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I’ve been watching the birds have a bath
Their antics are good for a laugh!

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I’ve been watching the birds have a bath
Their antics are good for a laugh!
But now the water’s quite dirty…

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I’ve been watching the birds have a bath
Their antics are good for a laugh!
But now the water’s quite dirty…
And the birds are quite flirty

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I’ve been watching the birds have a bath
Their antics are good for a laugh!
But now the water’s quite dirty…
And the birds are quite flirty
And now they’ve crapped all down my path

As the birds flew away

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As the birds flew away
I really just had to say

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As the birds flew away
I really just had to say
It made me feel sad

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As the birds flew away
I really just had to say
It made me feel sad
So I said to my dad

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As the birds flew away
I really just had to say
It made me feel sad
So I said to my dad
they’ll return later today.

I have an iPad,arrived this very day

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I have an iPad arrived this very day
A brand new toy on which to play

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I have an iPad arrived this very day
A brand new toy on which to play
You can browse the web

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I have an iPad arrived this very day
A brand new toy on which to play
You can browse the web
And chat to Deb

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I have an iPad arrived this very day
A brand new toy on which to play
You can browse the web
And chat to Deb
And it wasn’t too much to pay.

I’ve always loved Sundays best

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I’ve always loved Sundays best
Said Mups, as she puffed out her chest

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I’ve always loved Sundays best
Said Mups, as she puffed out her chest
But ‘ping’ went her bra

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I’ve always loved Sundays best
Said Mups, as she puffed out her chest
But ‘ping’ went her bra
Which traveled quite far

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I’ve always loved Sundays best
Said Mups, as she puffed out her chest
But ‘ping’ went her bra
Which traveled quite far
And got tangled with Tezza’s string vest.