On a cold grey morning in may
When i took the horses some hay
On a cold grey morning in may
When i took the horses some hay
They ran off into the fields
On a cold grey morning in may
When i took the horses some hay
They ran off into the fields
Where men with helmets and shields…
On a cold grey morning in may
When i took the horses some hay
They ran off into the fields
Where men with helmets and shields
were keeping the cavaliers at bay.
It’s amazing how traffic builds up
It’s amazing how traffic builds up
Enough to make motorists erupt!
It’s amazing how traffic builds up
Enough to make motorists erupt!
Road rage kicks in
It’s amazing how traffic builds up
Enough to make motorists erupt!
Road rage kicks in
And you get in a spin
It’s amazing how traffic builds up
Enough to make motorists erupt!
Road rage kicks in
And you get in a spin
When you get stuck in a long back-up.
While driving along into town
While driving along into town
With the car windows rolled right down
While driving along into town
With the car windows rolled right down
I realised I’d got a flat
While driving along into town
With the car windows rolled right down
I realised I’d got a flat
All I could think of was drat
While driving along into town
With the car windows rolled right down
I realised I’d got a flat
All I could think of was drat
And the spare’s flat aswell - so who’s a clown!
In London the best place to see
In London the best place to see
Is a show that you get in for free
In London the best place to see
Is a show that you get in for free
Is there such a place?
In London the best place to see
Is a show that you get in for free
Is there such a place?
Only if they like you face!
In London the best place to see
Is a show that you get in for free
Is there such a place?
Only if they like your face!
And you buy them a nice cup of tea
Big cities can be a bit scary
Big cities can be a bit scary
As can milking a bull in the dairy!
Big cities can be a bit scary
As can milking a bull in the dairy!
Ooh best not try that
Big cities can be a bit scary
As can milking a bull in the dairy!
Ooh best not try that
Without a tin hat
Big cities can be a bit scary
As can milking a bull in the dairy!
Ooh best not try that
Without a tin hat
Or the bull will get a bit lairy
It’s done nowt but pee down all day