Limerick (Part 4)

When the Vicar went for a walk
He stopped a young woman for a talk
But she hurried on by
without explaining why

When the Vicar went for a walk
He stopped a young woman for a talk
But she hurried on by
without explaining why
Just let out a deafening squawk.

While waiting for the bus one day

While waiting for the bus one day
It occurred to me How will I pay?

While waiting for the bus one day
It occurred to me How will I pay?
Shall I just wave my card

While waiting for the bus one day
It occurred to me How will I pay?
Shall I just wave my card
And smile at the guard

While waiting for the bus one day
It occurred to me How will I pay?
Shall I just wave my card
And smile at the guard
Or on hearing the price yell Oi Vey

As the sun gently sinks in the West

As the sun sinks in the West
That’s the time that I like best

As the sun sinks in the West
That’s the time that I like best
Sat with feet up, brew in hand

As the sun sinks in the West
That’s the time that I like best
Sat with feet up, brew in hand
Gazing over sea and land

As the sun sinks in the West
That’s the time that I like best
Sat with feet up, brew in hand
Gazing over sea and land
Wrapped up in my old string vest.

Those were the days, so deep in thought

Those were the days, so deep in thought
Trying to remember the things I was taught

Those were the days, so deep in thought
Trying to remember the things I was taught
Like inches and feet

Those were the days, so deep in thought
Trying to remember the things I was taught
Like inches and feet
At exams not to cheat

Those were the days, so deep in thought
Trying to remember the things I was taught
Like inches and feet
At exams not to cheat
And all the strange mags I had bought.

I once had a dance with Gene Kelly

I once had a dance with Gene Kelly
Snuggled up and wiggled my belly

I once had a dance with Gene Kelly
Snuggled up and wiggled my belly
I got a great yen

I once had a dance with Gene Kelly
Snuggled up and wiggled my belly
I got a great yen
To snog him and then

I once had a dance with Gene Kelly
Snuggled up and wiggled my belly
I got a great yen
To snog him and then
Discovered his breath was to smelly

I saw a man scratching his head

I saw a man scratching his head
As he found himself locked in his shed