There was a young man from Peru
Who lost his stuffed bear (you know who)
No, I don’t- tell me more
You know Paddington? Sure
There was a young man from Peru
Who lost his stuffed bear (you know who)
No. I don’t tell me more
You know Paddington? Sure
But he renamed his Ted Mary Lou.
His sister was also from Peru
His sister was also from Peru
A real looker she was, who knew
His sister was also from Peru
A real looker she was, who knew
How to love and have fun
His sister was also from Peru
A real looker she was, who knew
How to love and have fun
But still carried a gun
His sister was also from Peru
A real looker she was, who knew
How to love and have fun
But still carried a gun
which helped when she made ‘People Stew’.
Whilst whizzing along in my spaceship one day
Whilst whizzing along in my spaceship one day
I bumped into Santa on his sleigh
Whilst whizzing along in my spaceship one day
I bumped into Santa on his sleigh
I thought “Strange for mid June”
Whilst whizzing along in my spaceship one day
I bumped into Santa on his sleigh
I thought “Strange for mid June”
But it’ll be Christmas soon
Whilst whizzing along in my spaceship one day
I bumped into Santa on his sleigh
I thought “Strange for mid June”
But it’ll be Christmas soon
Although it’s still six months away.
I stopped our dear Santa and said
I stopped our dear Santa and said
How come you’re not in bed?
I stopped our dear Santa and said
How come you’re not in your bed
With that glint in his eye
I stopped our dear Santa and said
How come you’re not in your bed
With that glint in his eye
He gazed at the sky
I stopped our dear Santa and said
How come you’re not in your bed?
With that glint in his eye
He gazed at the sky
" Not Christmas? I guess i’m mis-led"
I chuckled and went on my way
I chuckled and went on my way
Almost colliding with his sleigh!
I chuckled and went on my way
Almost colliding with his sleigh
Rudolph winked and yelled out
I chuckled and went on my way
Almost colliding with his sleigh
Rudolph winked and yelled out
Then gave me a clout
I chuckled and went on my way
Almost colliding with his sleigh
Rudolph winked and yelled out
Then gave me a clout
Then sped off to the Milky Way.
When the Vicar went for a walk
When the Vicar went for a walk
He stopped a young woman for a talk
When the Vicar went for a walk
He stopped a young woman for a talk
But she hurried on by