Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I just fancy a cold pint or two
Damned good idea! Me and you?
Shouldn’t that be ‘‘You and I’’?
Though I don’t see why

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I just fancy a cold pint or two
Damned good idea! Me and you?
Shouldn’t that be ‘‘You and I’’?
Though I don’t see why
Me neither ? a load of old hullabaloo.

Seems the summer is drifting away

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Seems the summer is drifting away
Soon to return, hopefully, another day

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Seems the summer is drifting away
Soon to return, hopefully, another day
It’s windy and cold

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Seems the summer is drifting away
Soon to return, hopefully. another day
It’s windy and cold
And i’m getting too old

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Seems the summer is drifting away
Soon to return, hopefully. another day
It’s windy and cold
And i’m getting too old
To don sweater and socks in relay.

While sipping my soup, I thought that I might

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While sipping my soup, I thought that I might
Dip in some bread, wholemeal, not white

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While sipping my soup, I thought that I might
Dip in some bread, wholemeal, not white
So I got a brown roll

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While sipping my soup, I thought that I might
Dip in some bread, wholemeal, not white
So I got a brown roll
Listened to the baker’s extol

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While sipping my soup I thought that I might
Dip some bread, wholemeal, not white
So I got a brown roll
Listened to the baker’s extol
On the virtues of kneading all night.

I’ve filled up my feeder with nuts

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I’ve filled up my feeder with nuts
And also fed all the mutts

(morning EZ) :slight_smile:

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I’ve filled up my feeder with nuts
And also fed all the mutts
It costs quite a lot

Morning Mups X

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I’ve filled up my feeder with nuts
And also fed all the mutts
It costs quite a lot
So I save in a pot

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I’ve filled up my feeder with nuts
And also fed all the mutts
It costs quite a lot
So I save in a pot
in case that Mrs May brings more cuts.

Old Joe wanted something to do

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Old Joe wanted something to do
So he thought he’d make a Beef Stew

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Old Joe wanted something to do
So he thought he’d make a Beef Stew
But he only had Lamb

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Old Joe wanted something to do
So he thought he’d make a Beef Stew
But he only had Lamb
And one slice of ham

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Old Joe wanted something to do
So he thought he’d make a Beef Stew
But he only had Lamb
And one slice of Ham
So he went to the chip shop, Oh poo!

There was a young man from Peru

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There was a young man from Peru
Who lost his stuffed bear (you know who)

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There was a young man from Peru
Who lost his stuffed bear (you know who)
No, I don’t- tell me more