Have you ever had egg on your face?
Or egg any other place?
I’ve had egg on my head
Even ate an egg while in bed
Have you? That’s a disgrace
You should never eat food while in bed
You should never eat food while in bed
Just like booze, it goes straight to your head
You should never eat food while in bed
Just like booze, it goes straight to your head
And the sheets full of crumb
You should never eat food while in bed
Just like booze, it goes straight to your head
And the sheets full of crumb
Find their way up yer bum (Bet you knew that was coming Mups;-) )
You should never eat food while in bed
Just like booze, it goes straight to your head
And the sheets full of crumb
Find their way up yer bum
Which must be what we all dread.
(Naughty EZ 
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We had some thunder just now
We had some thunder just now
Makes the rain come and allow
We had some thunder just now
Makes the rain come and allow
My plastic mac to get wet
We had some thunder just now
Makes the rain come and allow
My plastic mac to get wet
But it keeps you dry I bet
We had some thunder just now
Makes the rain come and allow
My plastic mac to get wet
But it keeps you dry I bet
Saves it dripping off your brow.
It’s been a harrowing day
It’s been a harrowing day
Oh why is that I say?
It’s been a harrowing day
Oh why is that I say?
Running around here and there
It’s been a harrowing day
Oh why is that I say?
Running around here and there
With nary a moment to spare
It’s been a harrowing day
Oh why is that I say?
Running around here and there
With nary a moment to spare
Think I’ve earned a large Beaujolais!
Oh, I do miss that “Friday feeling”
Oh, I do miss that “Friday feeling”
Down the pub - wheeling and dealing
Oh, I do miss that “Friday feeling”
Down the pub - wheeling and dealing
I miss a good fight
Oh, I do miss that “Friday feeling”
Down the pub - wheeling and dealing
I miss a good fight
On a Saturday night
Oh, I do miss that “Friday feeling”
Down the pub - wheeling and dealing
I miss a good fight
On a Saturday night
On the floor looking up at the ceiling
I just fancy a cold pint or two
I just fancy a cold pint or two
Damned good idea! Me and you?
I just fancy a cold pint or two
Damned good idea! Me and you?
Shouldn’t that be ‘‘You and I’’?