Limerick (Part 4)

You can’t beat a juicy Shark steak
Much better than common hake

You can’t beat a juicy Shark steak
Much better than common hake.
Oh,yeah-deep fried shark ‘n’ chips

You can’t beat a juicy Shark steak
Much better than common hake.
Oh,yeah-deep fried shark ‘n’ chips
Much too bad for the hips

You can’t beat a juicy Shark steak
Much better than common hake.
Oh,yeah-deep fried shark ‘n’ chips
Much too bad for the hips
Grilled, not fried, don’t make that mistake.

When Charlie removed the wheat from the chaff

When Charlie removed the wheat from the chaff
There were nowt there, now that’s a laugh

When Charlie removed the wheat from the chaff
There were nowt there, now that’s a laugh
No grain to be seen

When Charlie removed the wheat from the chaff
There were nowt there, now that’s a laugh
No grain to be seen
Only one lonely bean

When Charlie removed the wheat from the chaff
There were nowt there, now that’s a laugh
No grain to be seen
Only one lonely bean
That isn’t worth the faff

Rain is threatened to morn

Rain is threatened to morn
but never mind-it’s good for the corn

Rain is threatened to morn
but never mind-it’s good for the corn
Some thunder too

Rain is threatened to morn
but never mind-it’s good for the corn
Some thunder too
with lightning specially for you

Rain is threatened to morn
but never mind-it’s good for the corn
Some thunder too
with lightning specially for you
I meant that last without scorn

While Mike stood waiting for his bus

While Mike stood waiting for his bus
He heard some women jeer and cuss

While Mike stood waiting for his bus
He heard some women jeer and cuss
They’d enjoyed a pub lunch

While Mike stood waiting for his bus
He heard some women jeer and cuss
They’d enjoyed a pub lunch
Anmd were a rowdy bunch

While Mike stood waiting for his bus
He heard some women jeer and cuss
They’d enjoyed a pub lunch
And were a rowdy bunch
So they wedgied poor Mike with his truss.

Have you ever had egg on your face?

Have you ever had egg on your face?
Or egg any other place?

Have you ever had egg on your face?
Or egg any other place?
I’ve had egg on my head

Have you ever had egg on your face?
Or egg any other place?
I’ve had egg on my head
Even ate an egg while in bed