Limerick (Part 4)

Apparently Dawn is quite tasty
And known to be a bit hasty
When asked to just chill…

Apparently Dawn is quite tasty
And known to be a bit hasty
When asked to just chill…
She became hastier still

Apparently Dawn is quite tasty
And known to be a bit hasty
When asked just to chill…
She became hastier still
Her male friends then thought her quite tarty.

While strolling through Bluebells today

While strolling through Bluebells today
I bumped into Taffy O’Shay

While strolling through Bluebells today
I bumped into Taffy O’Shay
I asked " Irish or Welsh"?

While strolling through Bluebells today
I bumped into Taffy O’Shay
I asked " Irish or Welsh"?
But he let go a big belch

While strolling through Bluebells today
I bumped into Taffy O’Shay
I asked " Irish or Welsh"?
But he let go a big belch
I hurried along without further delay

Behind a lamp post I tittered a bit

Behind a lamp post I tittered a bit
Till I saw a copper and had to split

Behind a lamp post I tittered a bit
Till I saw a copper and had to split
I was soon ‘on my toes’

Behind a lamp post I tittered a bit
Till I saw a copper and had to split
I was soon ‘on my toes’
Well you know how life goes

Behind a lamp post I tittered a bit
Till I saw a copper and had to split
I was soon ‘on my toes’
Well you know how life goes
It’s lucky I’m energetic & fit!

Right-that’s the holiday done!

Right-that’s the holiday done!
In a couple of weeks there’s another one

Right-that’s the holiday done!
In a couple of weeks there’s another one
I would so love a paddle

Right-that’s the holiday done!
In a couple of weeks there’s another one
I would so love a paddle
While a surfboard you straddle

Right-that’s the holiday done!
In a couple of weeks there’s another one
I would so love a paddle
While a surfboard you straddle
'Bout time I did have some fun.

I want to live by the sea

Behind a lamp post I tittered a bit
Till I saw a copper and had to split
I was soon ‘on my toes’
Well you know how life goes
Sometimes it’s just great…sometimes it’s just sh…rotten?

whoops!..Did I muck that up…Sorry! I guess I should take up from…

I want to live by the sea
Yes I like to go swimming…me.

I want to live by the sea
Yes I like to go swimming…me
Watch out for Great Whites!

I want to live by the sea
Yes I like to go swimming…me
Watch out for Great Whites!
Who have very big bites

I want to live by the sea
Yes I like swimming…me
Watch out for Great Whites!
Who have very big bites
If they bite you, they’ll answer to me!

You can’t beat a juicy Shark steak