I sat in the sand, watching the sea
Then I nipped in for a quick pee
But a jelly fish come -
and stung my bum
The best cure for that is wee
So having weed on my bum
So having weed on my bum
I started to feel it go numb
So having weed on my bum
I started to feel it go numb
Then it fell off
So having weed on my bum
I started to feel it go numb
Then it fell off
and got sand in it’s trough
So having weed on my bum
I started to feel it go numb
Then it fell off
and got sand in it’s trough
I’ve never felt quite so glum. 
Sidney did his banking online
Sidney did his banking online
That is how I do mine
Sidney did his banking online
That is how I do mine
Me too, I replied,
Sidney did his banking online
That is how I do mine
Me too. I replied
Me too, I just lied
Sidney did his banking online
That is how I do mine
Me too. I replied
Me too, I just lied
Still, use a charge card when I dine
I’m partial to the plastic in my purse
I’m partial to the plastic in my purse
But sometimes, so easy, tis a curse
I’m partial to the plastic in my purse
But sometimes, so easy, tis a curse
Too easy to spend
I’m partial to the plastic in my purse
But sometimes, so easy, tis a curse
Too easy to spend
When my budget won’t bend
I’m partial to the plastic in my purse
But sometimes, so easy, tis a curse
Too easy to spend
When my budget won’t bend
And my bank account comes off worse
Another hol in the morn
Another hol in the morn
Allows for a sleep in without scorn
Another hol in the morn
Allows for a sleep in without scorn
He’ll be in bed till mid day
Another hol in the morn
Allows for a sleep in without scorn
He’ll be in bed til mid day
With you, did he say?
Another hol in the morn
Allows for a sleep in without scorn
He’ll be in bed til mid day
With you, did he say?
Nah. I think it’s some woman called Dawn.
Apparently Dawn is quite tasty
Apparently Dawn is quite tasty
And known to be a bit hasty